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jess🦎Joose🍹
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cool bi 27 y/o | compressible butch-twink | he/she | jesscookie.net | art feed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6yliapf6iieoib2uta65vra2/feed/aaaccvwk67f64 alt @jesscrumble.bsky.social
im so worried for the weird leftist zine store. it'll all be over fr if they go down
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
that particular problem is entrenched in all popular fantasy tbh... we can blame dnd for much of that, as always
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
you simply cannot compete with Mail Ordering a Full-Size Replica of One of Emperor Qin Shi Huang's Terracotta Warriors
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
meanwhile, in china:
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
that's a shame, i feel like all of the big name museums I've been to have really solid gift shops. i have not been to the MoMa but i went to the MoMa *shop* in hong kong (lol) and they don't just have museum merch but REALLY cool unique designed knickknacks for not crazy prices
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i was very pleased when i visited the tate and they had both the funny little knickknacks (got a really sick kadinsky water bottle) AND racks full of postcards and exhibit books
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i think i figured this out bsky.app/profile/jess...
canadians will tell you we're not that influenced by the commonwealth and yet we are better at fake british accents than the average american without even having to hear them regularly. explain this
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
now i keep noticing the *slightest* british-isms when i talk. the commonwealth persists within us after all. there's also the fact i keep expecting there to be vinegar at fast food restaurants
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
sapiosexual metroidvania
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
introducing our froggy & pink cow stun guns 🐸🐮
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
"Tiny, 142cm Tall Beautiful Girl"
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
this is true, however i once bought the cheapest shittiest no-name toilet paper and it was like, scrawny? you could see gaps between the layers of TP? anyways i am convinced that was the fabled 1x Toilet Roll
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM