It’s exhausting.

Beaver Nuggets FTW!

That was my thought, too. Hand him one and tell him that everyone wants to see his brilliant mind in action!

YEP

this also drives me insane, this idea that it is the most normal thing in the world for a young (white) man to have a nazi curious phase. it isn’t!

Shit, where do I find the buses?? I’d like to save my gas this Saturday.

I just crumbled into dust and blew away on the wind

The next time my husband asks me where something is, I’m going to aak him if he’s checked the tariff shelf.

Start preparing now for how mobile you want to be in your 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, and beyond. This doesn’t have to mean a super rigorous workout routine, just move your body in the ways you’d like to keep moving your body as you age, every single day. Use it or lose it!

When I was at the grocery store today, I picked up a cute little bottle of sparkling wine to keep in my fridge…for no particular occasion. And I don’t even really like wine that much. But I wanted to be ready if something special happens soon.

And perhaps some super shady internet supplements.

This is so fucking good. 😆

UB39.99

Def Kitten

Ope, now I’m sad

Or a woman.