Jess Chermak, LPC, CEP
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Jess Chermak, LPC, CEP
@jesschermak.bsky.social
Dark chocolate enthusiast. CEO of Virtual College Counselors. Retired forensic psychologist. Wannabe Writer (https://narrativemusings.substack.com).
The bones are their money, and so are the worms #ITYSL
June 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Blowing smoke up one’s ass shall henceforth be rephrased.
May 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Detroit is basically Canada
May 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This trash panda couldn’t handle waiting to see if the smoke would be white or black
May 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Conference in Detroit, Canada view from my bed.
May 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
What have I done to deserve this?
April 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
A little tulip surprise on the driveway today. Where did they come from? Nobody knows! But we’re glad they’re here.
April 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Spent the day doing college essay workshops in a high school, found this gem on the wall. Not sure what they’re teaching, but I want to know more?
April 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Snacks?
April 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Here’s one way to sit on a chair.
April 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
March 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Capri Sun or Alex Mack?
March 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
After the Strands puzzle earlier this week, I had to explain to a non-native English speaker what a spoonerism was, because #GoogleAI gives the moronic example:
March 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
PSA:
March 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It’s gonna be a sad day when these cars are retired. I hope they become the porch swings they were always meant to be
March 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
You selling the pattern? This regal beast (and her lookalike brother) needs a hat
March 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
First Anthony Edwards in November, then George Clooney tonight. The final stage of ER cast manifestations is Noah Wyle, and I’m predicting sometime in June #manifest #NoahWyle
March 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The calm before the shitstorm on my morning run. The vibe on the hill is…a general sense of malaise.
March 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
March 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Jimbo, the viciously handsome and aggressively friendly Colorado Snoozehound.
#pittylove
March 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I’ve got a $35 copy of the DSM V & upon inspection discovered why it was so inexpensive—it’s 100% bootlegged, & the minor edit changes are absolutely incredible. Or maybe it’s safe to assume the APA are still a bunch of sexist white dudes, bias in line with your finding.

To wit:
February 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Didn’t think it could get better, and then tonight:
February 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sneak peek of this trip of a lifetime
February 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Bluesky, Blue Lagoon
February 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
If we’re going to make light of an entirely insane and untenable situation, this is probably the best strategy.
January 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM