Let me manipulate you
January 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Let me manipulate you
Why am I my ugliest during my period? As if bleeding and diarrhea weren’t enough
January 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Why am I my ugliest during my period? As if bleeding and diarrhea weren’t enough
When are we getting Kirkland signature bleach free organic cotton period products? It’s about damn time
January 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
When are we getting Kirkland signature bleach free organic cotton period products? It’s about damn time
Accidentally took the most boobilicious picture possibly ever taken and I have no one to send it to
January 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Accidentally took the most boobilicious picture possibly ever taken and I have no one to send it to
When the coffee taste like cigarette badussy water you know it’s gonna be a good day
January 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
When the coffee taste like cigarette badussy water you know it’s gonna be a good day
I’m experiencing psychological attacks in my sleep I repeat I’m experiencing psychological attacks in my sleep
December 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’m experiencing psychological attacks in my sleep I repeat I’m experiencing psychological attacks in my sleep
No bc I’m literally coming to the cottage
December 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
No bc I’m literally coming to the cottage
I can’t trust Christmas Eve gift openers
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I can’t trust Christmas Eve gift openers
I can’t believe I let a certified eater slip through my fingers
December 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I can’t believe I let a certified eater slip through my fingers
If my dogs could talk they’d call me bruh I just know it
December 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If my dogs could talk they’d call me bruh I just know it
Painstakingly pulling the panties off each of these Hershey kisses
December 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Painstakingly pulling the panties off each of these Hershey kisses
God bless my chungus life
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
God bless my chungus life
Skunks keep getting hit by cars on my street and it’s pissing me off
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Skunks keep getting hit by cars on my street and it’s pissing me off
Need to get my body count up
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Need to get my body count up
Sorry, I don’t have a puffer jacket
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sorry, I don’t have a puffer jacket
I like when I tell someone my dogs name is Kirby and they say “aw hi curvy!” Girl
December 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I like when I tell someone my dogs name is Kirby and they say “aw hi curvy!” Girl
I had a dream that I was finding tchotchkes buried on a hill waiting for a massive flood. Seemed odd so want to document just in case??
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I had a dream that I was finding tchotchkes buried on a hill waiting for a massive flood. Seemed odd so want to document just in case??
The advil pm x melatonin combo. I call it the Reset Button™️
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The advil pm x melatonin combo. I call it the Reset Button™️
The camera knows when it’s your mom taking the photo of you, it’ll be the worst you’ve ever looked
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The camera knows when it’s your mom taking the photo of you, it’ll be the worst you’ve ever looked
Staring down the barrel of 32
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Staring down the barrel of 32
I will not get bangs I will not get bangs I will not get bangs
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I will not get bangs I will not get bangs I will not get bangs
My body has rejected the melatonin gummy
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
My body has rejected the melatonin gummy
Hey siri never play supercut ever again tysm
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hey siri never play supercut ever again tysm
