@jesscamm.bsky.social
Realtor, human mom, dog mom, human wife.
I got a wonky eye and sassy mouth.
I got a wonky eye and sassy mouth.
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Will the cows mess with it?
September 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Will the cows mess with it?
Those eyes! 🥰
September 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Those eyes! 🥰
And they don’t call it out immediately.
September 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
And they don’t call it out immediately.
This is how we have to treat them all
September 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is how we have to treat them all
You real face is A-OK for me!
September 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
You real face is A-OK for me!
Yes, I got it at the jump but it’s wasn’t cooked enough yet. Getting better
September 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Yes, I got it at the jump but it’s wasn’t cooked enough yet. Getting better
When we were kids, the adults told us it was illegal to hurt them. I assume it’s because they were so cool looking kids would try to handle them and then they would die from the kids being too rough or something. 
September 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
When we were kids, the adults told us it was illegal to hurt them. I assume it’s because they were so cool looking kids would try to handle them and then they would die from the kids being too rough or something. 
FPresident Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing..
February 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
FPresident Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing..
I’m sad. I liked it here. And I only speak English so much expatriation is limited to English speak countries or winging it somewhere and hope I can learn quickly.
February 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I’m sad. I liked it here. And I only speak English so much expatriation is limited to English speak countries or winging it somewhere and hope I can learn quickly.
Based on the last one we have exactly a month. Buy that toilet paper now folks.
February 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Based on the last one we have exactly a month. Buy that toilet paper now folks.
It boggles my mind that they don’t get that.
February 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It boggles my mind that they don’t get that.
They’ve been suggesting this off and on for a while. Everything will just round up to 5 or down to 0?
I don’t hate it.
I don’t hate it.
February 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
They’ve been suggesting this off and on for a while. Everything will just round up to 5 or down to 0?
I don’t hate it.
I don’t hate it.
Every single time.
February 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Every single time.
I think we all really knows who’s to blame. All the people manifesting a timeline shift last year on TikTok. 🤣
… I gotta laugh at something or I’ll cry over everything. 🫠
… I gotta laugh at something or I’ll cry over everything. 🫠
February 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I think we all really knows who’s to blame. All the people manifesting a timeline shift last year on TikTok. 🤣
… I gotta laugh at something or I’ll cry over everything. 🫠
… I gotta laugh at something or I’ll cry over everything. 🫠
My spouse is an air traffic controller…guess what he does tomorrow? Work. Guess what tomorrow is? The weekend.
This guy is such an insult to our civil servants.
This guy is such an insult to our civil servants.
February 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
My spouse is an air traffic controller…guess what he does tomorrow? Work. Guess what tomorrow is? The weekend.
This guy is such an insult to our civil servants.
This guy is such an insult to our civil servants.