Jess
@jessbeshears.bsky.social
Digital Marketing & PR Coordinator until I pay off my student loans and dissolve into the ether as an Unknown Local & Starving Artist
I was so psyched for a "non-evil" social media and then found out this one's run by zionists. Should've known better 🙄
March 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I was so psyched for a "non-evil" social media and then found out this one's run by zionists. Should've known better 🙄
Starting a noise project where I just hook a contact mic near my guts after I eat too much yogurt & kimchi jjigae and loop the sounds.
Calling it "The Electric Organ"
Calling it "The Electric Organ"
February 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Starting a noise project where I just hook a contact mic near my guts after I eat too much yogurt & kimchi jjigae and loop the sounds.
Calling it "The Electric Organ"
Calling it "The Electric Organ"
One of the funniest casual red flags I've seen is this dude acting like I should be worried that Ben has a celeb crush on Andie MacDowell. For one, I will be grateful if I age as beautifully as she does, for two - as if I'm not constantly talking about how hot Viggo Mortensen is?? Smfh
February 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
One of the funniest casual red flags I've seen is this dude acting like I should be worried that Ben has a celeb crush on Andie MacDowell. For one, I will be grateful if I age as beautifully as she does, for two - as if I'm not constantly talking about how hot Viggo Mortensen is?? Smfh
If I hear a company say "community" one more time I'm going to scream
February 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If I hear a company say "community" one more time I'm going to scream
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was just confirmed by the Senate as the new Health and Human Services secretary. In other news, Bernie Sanders is on the move.
Bernie Sanders is bringing his ‘Fighting Oligarchy’ tour to Iowa City - Little Village
U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders is heading back to Iowa this month as part of a new tour criticizing the Trump administration and associates like Elon Musk. Sanders, who won second […]
littlevillagemag.com
February 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was just confirmed by the Senate as the new Health and Human Services secretary. In other news, Bernie Sanders is on the move.
When I heard the MTA loudspeakers declare, "if you see something, say something," and I took that shit to heart. I see stuff all the time, like, today I saw a tree. That was awesome
February 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
When I heard the MTA loudspeakers declare, "if you see something, say something," and I took that shit to heart. I see stuff all the time, like, today I saw a tree. That was awesome
I was supposed to watch The 400 Blows in college but I skipped class
February 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I was supposed to watch The 400 Blows in college but I skipped class
Wow, Elon really sucks at public speaking
February 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Wow, Elon really sucks at public speaking
Damn, if Trump understood words he would've been pissing in his pants thinking Kendrick was going to come turn his TV off
February 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Damn, if Trump understood words he would've been pissing in his pants thinking Kendrick was going to come turn his TV off
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Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory
February 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory
Man fuck games that allow you to invert the y axis and not the x
February 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Man fuck games that allow you to invert the y axis and not the x
You know what I was doing 15 years ago, as a teenage girl, between reading horoscopes in issues of Cosmopolitan? Calling Elon Musk a creep and a weirdo. Listen to girls when they talk shit, please, for the good of humanity 😂
February 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
You know what I was doing 15 years ago, as a teenage girl, between reading horoscopes in issues of Cosmopolitan? Calling Elon Musk a creep and a weirdo. Listen to girls when they talk shit, please, for the good of humanity 😂
Wow, my choice in footwear really screams, "please don't make me think too hard about this"
February 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Wow, my choice in footwear really screams, "please don't make me think too hard about this"
It's so cold in the office that I heated up my lentil soup to hold/warm my hands in order to keep typing. Just call me Oliver Twist ig
February 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's so cold in the office that I heated up my lentil soup to hold/warm my hands in order to keep typing. Just call me Oliver Twist ig
Good file management is where you save everything on your desktop under whatever gibberish it comes with or the first single word that pops into your head.
When your desktop is half full, you whisper "yolo" and drag it to the recycling bin.
When your desktop is half full, you whisper "yolo" and drag it to the recycling bin.
February 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Good file management is where you save everything on your desktop under whatever gibberish it comes with or the first single word that pops into your head.
When your desktop is half full, you whisper "yolo" and drag it to the recycling bin.
When your desktop is half full, you whisper "yolo" and drag it to the recycling bin.
Duality of a Rock Islander: Quad City Style sausage pizza for breakfast, lentil veggie soup for lunch
February 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Duality of a Rock Islander: Quad City Style sausage pizza for breakfast, lentil veggie soup for lunch
Oh OKAY so if *I* start a coup in the workplace then I'll get fired, but if Elon Musk does it then it's just a Monday
February 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Oh OKAY so if *I* start a coup in the workplace then I'll get fired, but if Elon Musk does it then it's just a Monday
Ted Kaczynski was on to something tbh
February 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ted Kaczynski was on to something tbh
I've known for a long time that OCD is often not even about cleanliness, but TIL hoarding disorder is a subsect of it which is shattering my brain
February 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I've known for a long time that OCD is often not even about cleanliness, but TIL hoarding disorder is a subsect of it which is shattering my brain
A pet peeve is when people complain about not being taught how to do taxes. Oh you mean the thing where you put your name at the top, read the instructions on irs.gov, and then do basic math?
February 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
A pet peeve is when people complain about not being taught how to do taxes. Oh you mean the thing where you put your name at the top, read the instructions on irs.gov, and then do basic math?
No surprise: the worst boss I have ever had was doing fucky things with federal tax so only 0.01% was withheld despite me not wanting any allowances
February 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
No surprise: the worst boss I have ever had was doing fucky things with federal tax so only 0.01% was withheld despite me not wanting any allowances
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It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too.
Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.
Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.
Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.
Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.
January 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too.
Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.
Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.
Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.
Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.