Jess Behrens
@jessbehrens.bsky.social
Dog Lover, Concerned Human Being, Proud Liberal
Bubbers knows how to manipulate grandma
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Bubbers knows how to manipulate grandma
I just want to brag for a moment: I have 151 points & Saquon still has to play tomorrow.
And yes, I did ironically name my team 'Irony', which negates the irony with a hint of stupidity, which is ironic.
Bench did pretty well as well, for being full of injured players.
And yes, I did ironically name my team 'Irony', which negates the irony with a hint of stupidity, which is ironic.
Bench did pretty well as well, for being full of injured players.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I just want to brag for a moment: I have 151 points & Saquon still has to play tomorrow.
And yes, I did ironically name my team 'Irony', which negates the irony with a hint of stupidity, which is ironic.
Bench did pretty well as well, for being full of injured players.
And yes, I did ironically name my team 'Irony', which negates the irony with a hint of stupidity, which is ironic.
Bench did pretty well as well, for being full of injured players.
Bubbers talks all the time. And he carries a green light saber.
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Bubbers talks all the time. And he carries a green light saber.
King Bubbers, First of His Name, Protector of Treats and Ruler of the Couch, Malleus sciurorum et cuniculorum
October 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
King Bubbers, First of His Name, Protector of Treats and Ruler of the Couch, Malleus sciurorum et cuniculorum
Bubbers doesn’t understand why he doesn’t get any sauerbrate.
October 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Bubbers doesn’t understand why he doesn’t get any sauerbrate.
I don’t want to brag, butt holy shit, I did a good job! Meat & gravy are perfect. Had to go with mashed potatoes rather than potato dumplings. Weihenstephaner Oktoberfest for me. Dessert up next!
October 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I don’t want to brag, butt holy shit, I did a good job! Meat & gravy are perfect. Had to go with mashed potatoes rather than potato dumplings. Weihenstephaner Oktoberfest for me. Dessert up next!
Cake ready for tomorro. I messed up and used the wrong pan, which is why it looks shaky. It’s freaking delicious though.
October 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Cake ready for tomorro. I messed up and used the wrong pan, which is why it looks shaky. It’s freaking delicious though.
Soon to be grandmas apple cake
October 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Soon to be grandmas apple cake
The Handmaidens have arrived as well.
October 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The Handmaidens have arrived as well.
Blue Dot well represented in signs & T-Shirts here.
October 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Blue Dot well represented in signs & T-Shirts here.
We need to end Donald’s illegal Poke-her game! Releas the Epstein files! Now!
October 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
We need to end Donald’s illegal Poke-her game! Releas the Epstein files! Now!
RAWWWR!!!! My personal favorit, the T-Rex!
October 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
RAWWWR!!!! My personal favorit, the T-Rex!
No kings Omaha. We‘be hot a unicorn too!
October 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
No kings Omaha. We‘be hot a unicorn too!
Colorado State - Won
Nebraska - Won (despite 3 interceptions)
Mariners - Won (hello AlCS)
Iowa State - Lost (Shit. Only low point)
Cubs - ????????
Ol' 'Laverne & Shirley' by the lake gon' lose tonight. Hopefully. This is the Cubs we're talking about.
Nebraska - Won (despite 3 interceptions)
Mariners - Won (hello AlCS)
Iowa State - Lost (Shit. Only low point)
Cubs - ????????
Ol' 'Laverne & Shirley' by the lake gon' lose tonight. Hopefully. This is the Cubs we're talking about.
October 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Colorado State - Won
Nebraska - Won (despite 3 interceptions)
Mariners - Won (hello AlCS)
Iowa State - Lost (Shit. Only low point)
Cubs - ????????
Ol' 'Laverne & Shirley' by the lake gon' lose tonight. Hopefully. This is the Cubs we're talking about.
Nebraska - Won (despite 3 interceptions)
Mariners - Won (hello AlCS)
Iowa State - Lost (Shit. Only low point)
Cubs - ????????
Ol' 'Laverne & Shirley' by the lake gon' lose tonight. Hopefully. This is the Cubs we're talking about.
This may be the only time I get to fly the W until next year!
October 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This may be the only time I get to fly the W until next year!
This was the first comic book I bought. It was stolen from my home ~20 years ago; thieves left the valuables but grabbed my comics.
So - comics fan, but comic reboots are comedy. My opinion? Write a film that starts as a horror & becomes a superhero origin story; don't tell anyone that's what it is
So - comics fan, but comic reboots are comedy. My opinion? Write a film that starts as a horror & becomes a superhero origin story; don't tell anyone that's what it is
September 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This was the first comic book I bought. It was stolen from my home ~20 years ago; thieves left the valuables but grabbed my comics.
So - comics fan, but comic reboots are comedy. My opinion? Write a film that starts as a horror & becomes a superhero origin story; don't tell anyone that's what it is
So - comics fan, but comic reboots are comedy. My opinion? Write a film that starts as a horror & becomes a superhero origin story; don't tell anyone that's what it is
Onion trying to plunk the batter hard.
September 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Onion trying to plunk the batter hard.
I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen. Apparently, Josh Hawley is not available to comment on Charlie Kirk's belief that empathy is weakness.
September 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen. Apparently, Josh Hawley is not available to comment on Charlie Kirk's belief that empathy is weakness.
$28 bucks to see the Cubbies play the Nationals. That's on the top deck wayyyyyyyy down at the end of the left field line.
I will always be Cubbie, butt Pro Sports prices are ridiculous! I also checked the Bears - 12/14 Bears/Browns 'Battle for last place' - F'ing $50 smackeroos
I will always be Cubbie, butt Pro Sports prices are ridiculous! I also checked the Bears - 12/14 Bears/Browns 'Battle for last place' - F'ing $50 smackeroos
August 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
$28 bucks to see the Cubbies play the Nationals. That's on the top deck wayyyyyyyy down at the end of the left field line.
I will always be Cubbie, butt Pro Sports prices are ridiculous! I also checked the Bears - 12/14 Bears/Browns 'Battle for last place' - F'ing $50 smackeroos
I will always be Cubbie, butt Pro Sports prices are ridiculous! I also checked the Bears - 12/14 Bears/Browns 'Battle for last place' - F'ing $50 smackeroos
Can confirm. However, they also have a store where you can rent kittens by the hour. So, it's a tradeoff.
August 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Can confirm. However, they also have a store where you can rent kittens by the hour. So, it's a tradeoff.
Mr. Bubbers doesn't really jump to greet you at the door. Instead, he wags his tail to let you know he's glad to see you and that it is time for you to continue rubbing his belly.
August 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Mr. Bubbers doesn't really jump to greet you at the door. Instead, he wags his tail to let you know he's glad to see you and that it is time for you to continue rubbing his belly.
I was there that day. Now I know who drove this van, which I saw in the parking area.
August 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I was there that day. Now I know who drove this van, which I saw in the parking area.