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jessa
@jessaplz.bsky.social
I stay unbothered ✨️

all I know is library
I helped a patron with something (that was a very regular part of my job) & they were so stressed out that they were on the verge of tears & told me they were about to call their prof & have a breakdown but now they didn't have to so they wanted to buy me flowers... so I got flowers today :)
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I think something else that might contribute to people believing in "tortitude" is that they can have facial markings that give them RBF.
this is Cutter, she has a case of murderface but is Thee sweetest snuggly girl ever.
my 4yo neice has been less than gentle with her but Cutter stays unbothered
September 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
most of the time when people think of mushrooms they imagine something phallic... but today, I found the yonic mushroom
August 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I know I could aspire to getting my credit score higher but every time it's at 777 I'm like 😏😌

I'm part of a secret club of girlies that own crystals & pay off their credit cards
August 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
😭😭😭
August 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm a soup girlie now & I made a really great soup
(recipe in alt text)
August 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
do you think youll be doing this again? I have a painting that a few people have asked for on a t-shirt, but I'd like to clean up the letters before getting it printed on anything (besides the diy stickers I made)
July 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
absolutely not
July 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'm a simple woman with a simple diet....
July 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
looks more like a muppet if you ask me
June 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
coworker asked me what this graffiti meant... said another coworker thought it said OP... I said, "more like OPP..."
April 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
the two meals

(& maybe a piece of some kinda meat if I feel like cooking)
March 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the creativity is amazing! I used to be a soup hater, but I've finally come to understand the joy that is soup. My bestie is SOUPER excited lol
March 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[where?]
February 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I need to go back to there.....

(the combination couch/bed ultimate slumber party setup))
January 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
pooping outside in winter isn't always the best, but it sure is #aesthetic
December 28, 2024 at 9:30 PM
15 years ago the shitification of feeds began....
November 29, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I love meal prep Sunday!! #moosesteak #teriyakibentobox
January 22, 2024 at 6:27 AM
no one should be allowed to be this sexy......... but here we are
January 19, 2024 at 6:31 AM
I love making art
January 13, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I do art sometimes.
I did art two days ago, even!
Here's my happy little tree.
January 9, 2024 at 5:13 AM
stoked on this
January 1, 2024 at 8:22 AM
wow look at me with my third eye peeking out looking cute af last night
December 28, 2023 at 11:36 PM
killin it at this "art" thing

(besides having a super shaky hand & all of my lines being super sloppy)

#inktober
October 27, 2023 at 5:54 AM
need to accept that I'm not finishing this tonight....

Inktober 3: Path
October 4, 2023 at 8:14 AM