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jessa
@jessaplz.bsky.social
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I stay unbothered ✨️

all I know is library
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I helped a patron with something (that was a very regular part of my job) & they were so stressed out that they were on the verge of tears & told me they were about to call their prof & have a breakdown but now they didn't have to so they wanted to buy me flowers... so I got flowers today :)
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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I think something else that might contribute to people believing in "tortitude" is that they can have facial markings that give them RBF.
this is Cutter, she has a case of murderface but is Thee sweetest snuggly girl ever.
my 4yo neice has been less than gentle with her but Cutter stays unbothered
September 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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most of the time when people think of mushrooms they imagine something phallic... but today, I found the yonic mushroom
A picture of a mushroom I found in the woods that looks like a pocket pussy
August 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I know I could aspire to getting my credit score higher but every time it's at 777 I'm like 😏😌

I'm part of a secret club of girlies that own crystals & pay off their credit cards
August 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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😭😭😭
Mia: are you busy today Mia: for like an hour and 30 Me: uhmm Me: are you trying to make me go to the dentist today Mia: please call Mia: my schedule NEEDS to be filled Mia: rn Me: you want me to come in TODAY?? Mia: PLEASE Me: Absolutely not. I need to mentally prepare for like at least a month Mia: 12:16 Mia: NO Me: NO MIA
August 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I'm a soup girlie now & I made a really great soup
(recipe in alt text)
One box chicken broth, 3 garlic cloves, 1/4 onion, 1 can garbanzo beans, 1 small beet (like 3/4 cup), a bunch of beet greens/stems, & two chicken drumsticks. I baked the drumsticks & added the meat & bones to the broth while it was simmering. Salt, pepper, garlic powder, paprika until it tasted Right
August 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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do you think youll be doing this again? I have a painting that a few people have asked for on a t-shirt, but I'd like to clean up the letters before getting it printed on anything (besides the diy stickers I made)
Watercolor painting of a sea turtle with a rainbow shell, but it's hind flippers are human legs. The text reads "BE THE MAN YOU WANT TO SEA IN THE TURTLE"
July 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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absolutely not
username "RABBI EATS ASS LIKE A PUDDING BOWL" liked my post about not telling my mom I got back from a trip yet cuz we went 80-95 the whole way back Screenshot of said user blocked by me
July 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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I'm a simple woman with a simple diet....
July 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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looks more like a muppet if you ask me
A wire haired dog with a brindle coat & beard sits awkwardly on a cushion on a couch that looks like it came from the 70s. The same dog, but now she's facing slightly more towards the camera. If you zoom in, you can see distress in her eyes.... not pictured is a dog that she does NOT like receiving pets from HER person.
June 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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coworker asked me what this graffiti meant... said another coworker thought it said OP... I said, "more like OPP..."
April 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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the two meals

(& maybe a piece of some kinda meat if I feel like cooking)
Family size box of life cereal Jug of original planet oat oatmilk iceberg lettuce Newman's own balsamic vinaigrette
March 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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the creativity is amazing! I used to be a soup hater, but I've finally come to understand the joy that is soup. My bestie is SOUPER excited lol
March 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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[where?]
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for milk toast. A picture of milk toast with the caption "a version of milk toast consisting of toasted buttermilk bread covered in white sauce with a dash of cinnamon" Below, the next paragraph of the article begins, "milk toast was a popular food throughout the late 19th and early 20th centuries" with a citation reading [where?]
February 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I need to go back to there.....

(the combination couch/bed ultimate slumber party setup))
A photo of a perfectly soft, extremely comfortable living room setup. A queen-sized bed covered in pillows & blankets is on the floor in front of a TV in the middle of a living room, pushed up against a couch that is also covered in pillows & blankets. A small pug/pomeranian dog sits on one of the corners of the bed, her ears are at attention.
January 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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pooping outside in winter isn't always the best, but it sure is #aesthetic
A path in deep snow leads to a small wooden outhouse, surrounded by spruce & birch trees covered in snow. The picture almost looks black & white in the flat light of winter. Rabbit tracks can be seen in the foreground.
December 28, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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15 years ago the shitification of feeds began....
A screenshot of a Facebook memory from November 28, 2009, it reads, "is confused. Why is there a News feed and a Live feed? and why does the news feed put stuff out of order? :c"
November 29, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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I love meal prep Sunday!! #moosesteak #teriyakibentobox
On top of a table there are small bento boxes & zip lock bags filled with rice, veggies, & moose steak. Homemade teriyaki sauce will soon be added over top.
January 22, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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no one should be allowed to be this sexy......... but here we are
The sunrise peeks out over a frosty, frozen landscape of leafless birch & snowy spruce. A road leads toward it. The sunrise comes further into view, there's a bright yellow at the center above the road, upwards the sky goes from pink to blue We have moved past the trees lining the road & the sky reaches across the horizon. A gorgeous pallet of yellows,oranges, pinks, purples, & blues streak across the sky, ascending in the order. The sunrise looks simple yet breath taking against the icy foreground.
January 19, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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I love making art
A painting of a turtle with a rainbow shell swimming under water, except instead of back flippers, human legs emerge from the shell. Text on it reads: "BE THE MAN YOU WANT TO SEA IN THE TURTLE". (sea is spelled like the body of water)
January 13, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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I do art sometimes.
I did art two days ago, even!
Here's my happy little tree.
A single tree sits atop a small hill with psychedelic yellows, oranges, pinks, & glittering wispy white clouds in the background. It has two branches out like arms holding pompoms, a big floofy bunch of leaves fill the crown of the tree, & slightly below there is a tiny little face, with (relatively) big eyes & a tiny little smile. This is a happy little tree.
January 9, 2024 at 5:13 AM
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stoked on this
Picture of the tarot card Death, with caption "pulled a card for tomorrow & she said "shit WILL change next year"" (it is new years eve)
January 1, 2024 at 8:22 AM
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wow look at me with my third eye peeking out looking cute af last night
Selfie of a very cute brunette with a googly eye peeking out from behind her bangs
December 28, 2023 at 11:36 PM
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killin it at this "art" thing

(besides having a super shaky hand & all of my lines being super sloppy)

#inktober
A feminine head with hair covering its eyes, horns coming out of its head, & a long forked tongue coming out of its fanged mouth. The word "DEMON" is written cutesy between the horns)
October 27, 2023 at 5:54 AM
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need to accept that I'm not finishing this tonight....

Inktober 3: Path
October 4, 2023 at 8:14 AM