Every person on Jersey Shore is a Fred Armisen character. #lifeimitatesart

Today I am grateful for sunscreen and journalists.

Just finished reading “The Haunting of Hill House” and feel I can say without a shadow of a doubt that Shirley Jackson is officially my favourite author. Bought a box set this weekend and am about to dive into “Hangsaman” and I cannot WAIT to have my mind blown once again by this author. #books

Recently fell in love with Shirley Jackson’s writing and would love recommendations for women authors with a similar vibe. #books

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Back online (sort of). Just @bsky.app for now. Fill me in?

Being a Canadian and watching what’s trending on the bird app is mildly (extremely) horrifying.

Hey, did you hear? The worst person you know just became a ‘counsellor’. 🙃

Hey - if you hate self checkout so much, maybe stop buying stuff from GIANT corporations. Your Amazon habit is not helping your cause. Shopping small and local is 100% the best way to eliminate self checkouts from your life.

Another reason that grannies are aspirational - they always have little sweets. Ever meet a nana with no treats in her purse? Nope. She’s got them, and she’s gonna share. #goals

Just wanna make it clear that there’s no such thing as a “Black Friday must-have!”

Eating supper early is actually genius and that’s why seniors do it. They’ve LIVED. They know things.

“Opportunities only come when you’re ready.” Absolutely not. Opportunity is random and chaotic and doesn’t know you as well as you’d think. It is your job to know yourself well enough to determine if you’re ready for something, or to accept that it will be a lesson proving you weren’t. 🩷

If you have a uterus, you may be (aren’t but wtf) entitled to compensation.

Everyday I get more antsy for “text your cat” technology.