when is the uk gonna get serious and start selling raspberry juice/cordial. i’ve found it in germany, austria and now norway and i just think we need to step it up. i think it would cheer everyone up a tiny bit in these trying times

imagine my journey from my home just south of nottingham to manchester airport by train has actually taken just under 6 hours

is the past tense of skeet ‘skeeted’…. or….. perhaps…. could it be… ‘skote’…..