Angry Lemur
@jess-fish.bsky.social
Pissed off fisheries biologist. autistic weirdo that loves fish, bugs and battletech.
The democrats have the collective charisma of a “don’t do drugs” middle school assembly dance group.
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The democrats have the collective charisma of a “don’t do drugs” middle school assembly dance group.
Pete Hegseth should be in jail. Fixed it
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Pete Hegseth should be in jail. Fixed it
Potahots? They’re blowing people up.
We’re not at war, call it what it is. Murder
We’re not at war, call it what it is. Murder
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Potahots? They’re blowing people up.
We’re not at war, call it what it is. Murder
We’re not at war, call it what it is. Murder
But we don’t want the Irish!
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
But we don’t want the Irish!
The Doctor Who seasons with 13 were terrible for this, the sound effects and music were so loud that you couldn’t hear anything that was said.
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Doctor Who seasons with 13 were terrible for this, the sound effects and music were so loud that you couldn’t hear anything that was said.
The NBA is the most boring it’s ever been. It’s just 3 after missed 3 with absolutely zero defense.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The NBA is the most boring it’s ever been. It’s just 3 after missed 3 with absolutely zero defense.
I forgot who said it but one of my favorite quotes is
“The Irish got picked really late in the draft to be white. Like 5th or 6th round.”
I hate all neo Nazis/confederates but the Irish descendant ones I loath the most. Read a book
“The Irish got picked really late in the draft to be white. Like 5th or 6th round.”
I hate all neo Nazis/confederates but the Irish descendant ones I loath the most. Read a book
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I forgot who said it but one of my favorite quotes is
“The Irish got picked really late in the draft to be white. Like 5th or 6th round.”
I hate all neo Nazis/confederates but the Irish descendant ones I loath the most. Read a book
“The Irish got picked really late in the draft to be white. Like 5th or 6th round.”
I hate all neo Nazis/confederates but the Irish descendant ones I loath the most. Read a book
Bitch please, didn’t you just vote to condemn socialism?
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Bitch please, didn’t you just vote to condemn socialism?
Actually the government funded a private army for him this time. And for the most part Congress doesn’t seem to mind him using it on cities he doesn’t like. So much worse this go around
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Actually the government funded a private army for him this time. And for the most part Congress doesn’t seem to mind him using it on cities he doesn’t like. So much worse this go around
Jefferies voted for this and immediately was in here lamenting the end of the ACA. Like go fuck yourself bud
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Jefferies voted for this and immediately was in here lamenting the end of the ACA. Like go fuck yourself bud
She also seems to be a contrarian just because and they’re always the most fun people to have to deal with.
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
She also seems to be a contrarian just because and they’re always the most fun people to have to deal with.
I just saw you voted to condemn socialism. Great, wouldn’t want the dumb rednecks in your district who are on SNAP or social security to be offended.
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I just saw you voted to condemn socialism. Great, wouldn’t want the dumb rednecks in your district who are on SNAP or social security to be offended.
You and Schumer are in a close competition for who is the biggest quisling worm.
You have the balls to complain about the ACA ending but just voted to condemn socialism?! Like what is social security and Medicare to you?
Get fucked
You have the balls to complain about the ACA ending but just voted to condemn socialism?! Like what is social security and Medicare to you?
Get fucked
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You and Schumer are in a close competition for who is the biggest quisling worm.
You have the balls to complain about the ACA ending but just voted to condemn socialism?! Like what is social security and Medicare to you?
Get fucked
You have the balls to complain about the ACA ending but just voted to condemn socialism?! Like what is social security and Medicare to you?
Get fucked
Wow Patty, calm down! You’re getting really close to showing some real courage.
If your response to this is anything other than impeachment and removal you’re just making noise.
If your response to this is anything other than impeachment and removal you’re just making noise.
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Wow Patty, calm down! You’re getting really close to showing some real courage.
If your response to this is anything other than impeachment and removal you’re just making noise.
If your response to this is anything other than impeachment and removal you’re just making noise.
Yeah Coast Guard cool!
You know what is not cool freaking Nazis! Maybe say something about that or maybe the crazy ass president calling for the execution of senators?
You know what is not cool freaking Nazis! Maybe say something about that or maybe the crazy ass president calling for the execution of senators?
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yeah Coast Guard cool!
You know what is not cool freaking Nazis! Maybe say something about that or maybe the crazy ass president calling for the execution of senators?
You know what is not cool freaking Nazis! Maybe say something about that or maybe the crazy ass president calling for the execution of senators?
I had this same thought about my lame ass car today
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I had this same thought about my lame ass car today
You can get 5% off and free shipping if you turn in a pint of your neighbors blood
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You can get 5% off and free shipping if you turn in a pint of your neighbors blood
I always ask the players if they have any feedback for me about the game each session and they wouldn’t say anything.
Later I’d receive a message with paragraphs of therapy speak. It was exhausting.
Like I just want my dumb dragon game.
Later I’d receive a message with paragraphs of therapy speak. It was exhausting.
Like I just want my dumb dragon game.
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I always ask the players if they have any feedback for me about the game each session and they wouldn’t say anything.
Later I’d receive a message with paragraphs of therapy speak. It was exhausting.
Like I just want my dumb dragon game.
Later I’d receive a message with paragraphs of therapy speak. It was exhausting.
Like I just want my dumb dragon game.
I had this happen in a dnd game I was running.
One of the players who was playing chaotic stupid kept getting angry at me because the npcs were not having their bs and would respond accordingly. Any bad guys were also taken as my personal beliefs and I was attacking them personally
One of the players who was playing chaotic stupid kept getting angry at me because the npcs were not having their bs and would respond accordingly. Any bad guys were also taken as my personal beliefs and I was attacking them personally
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I had this happen in a dnd game I was running.
One of the players who was playing chaotic stupid kept getting angry at me because the npcs were not having their bs and would respond accordingly. Any bad guys were also taken as my personal beliefs and I was attacking them personally
One of the players who was playing chaotic stupid kept getting angry at me because the npcs were not having their bs and would respond accordingly. Any bad guys were also taken as my personal beliefs and I was attacking them personally
I was at the hardware store and I got to enjoy a cyber truck owner and his spouse trying to load a sheet of ply wood.
I could have left but I watched them struggle for 10 minutes trying to figure out how to secure it.
I could have left but I watched them struggle for 10 minutes trying to figure out how to secure it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I was at the hardware store and I got to enjoy a cyber truck owner and his spouse trying to load a sheet of ply wood.
I could have left but I watched them struggle for 10 minutes trying to figure out how to secure it.
I could have left but I watched them struggle for 10 minutes trying to figure out how to secure it.
I hate that this piece of shit looks like Washington’s governor, whom I don’t really have a problem with.
Every time I see a picture of him my first thought is “wtf did Bob do?
Every time I see a picture of him my first thought is “wtf did Bob do?
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I hate that this piece of shit looks like Washington’s governor, whom I don’t really have a problem with.
Every time I see a picture of him my first thought is “wtf did Bob do?
Every time I see a picture of him my first thought is “wtf did Bob do?
My town which has less than 20k people has this shit now.
They put out a very long statement in our very pro MAGA paper saying how much of a good thing this is.
They put out a very long statement in our very pro MAGA paper saying how much of a good thing this is.
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My town which has less than 20k people has this shit now.
They put out a very long statement in our very pro MAGA paper saying how much of a good thing this is.
They put out a very long statement in our very pro MAGA paper saying how much of a good thing this is.