jespermachi.bsky.social
@jespermachi.bsky.social
this aged poorly ig
“i want what dan and phil have” it’s called a queerplatonic relationship babes
October 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i want to do drunk karaoke with dan and phil
August 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
“i want what dan and phil have” it’s called a queerplatonic relationship babes
July 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
bts consistently has me feeling like i’ve just snorted straight adrenaline im crawling up the walls i cant sleep THEY GET BACK SO SOON
June 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
i get my spark back anytime i go to a kpop concert or play d&d
May 13, 2025 at 6:26 AM
“i never see you at the club” well maybe you would if they played sugar rush ride by txt
April 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
all i need is a pastry and a cup of tea
April 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
if i took a sip every time i thought about lee taemin i would be dead
April 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
every time i have 2 seconds of free time i remember that i love making little treats. i have an insatiable urge to make banana bread, earl grey cookies, and chocolate mousse rn
April 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
no one likes chicken noodle soup by jhope ft becky g like i do <3
March 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
if i was rich i would have the hottest hobbies….. oh to have a nice perfume and jewelry collection…..
March 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
there’s just something unparalleled about two men in a slightly homoerotic best friend duo (dan and phil, rhett and link, the basement yard…)
March 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
me and trader joe’s bagged salads are a dream team fr
March 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
halloween costume idea: dan and phil in their university hoodies
February 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
i wish i was rich so i could have a really elaborate pc setup with a clackity keyboard that i use to google things like “stray kids full concert” and “bts tattoo ideas”
February 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i haven’t had tea in like a week because an ant crawled into my electric kettle and died but i finally cleaned it today and i’m SO excited i’ve been so deprived
January 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM