And one of the space-faring dustbins has a policy platform that's only slightly more removed from reality than the conservatives' one.

Also that, you know, you'd think shouldn't need to be an essay.

Up there with British football kids describing a really tough tackle as "a Brexit."

Var nära att bli översprungen av en älgko (lyckligtvis utan kalv) under en tidningsrunda i utkanten av Trollhättan. Hade sett andra på nära håll, men det var lite för nära för mej.

"Kilroy really was here."

The Paranoia one explains that this is the only way the Computer can't stop you from understanding the game.

This path leads to chaos.

Also the absolutely most terrifying.

"Ground impacts" has to be the least intuitive way to describe a bird crash landing.

More the Icelandic climate than the literature, if you ask me. I'm getting "All of Gaul has been occupied by the Romans. All of Gaul? No, one tiny village..." vibes.

Ah, a smörgåstårta.

As a Swede, I'm honourbound to point out that they can also be "dignande."