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August 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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The Virginia flag goes so hard it's been banned in some Texas schools. It's got frontal nudity and graphic violence.
The Virginia flag. Some badass lady with one boob out is holding a spear in one hand, a sword in the other, and is Captain Morganing on a dead body. A crown (which she presumably slapped right off his head) is on the ground.
July 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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The attractive women are all just out of frame, laughing too.
A Nick Adams tweet with a picture of himself in a hot tub between two men: "We had several extremely attractive women begging to join us. I told them to get bent. The hot tub is for alpha males."
July 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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The Law of Desire
A shirtless Antonio who can GET IT
May 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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This one did sound better in the original Russian, TBH
A poster showing a factory worker and some scaffolding proclaiming that "2 + 2 = 5" thanks to "Workers' enthusiasm." Blocky modernist style in red and black used for lettering and artwork. A propaganda poster from Stalin's first 5 year plan that sounds a lot like what Lutnick is promoting these days.
May 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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A film that takes place where you're from
Jason Schwarzman, dressed as a waiter, side-eyes a crate of bees in an elevator. From Rushmore (a film set in Houston)
April 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Old IBM presentation about not vesting responsibility in a computer, updated to reflect taking the exactly wrong lesson from its premise. Text reads: "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore we must blame all unpopular decisions on a computer." on yellowed, unlined paper.
February 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I train very persnickety and inflexible translators.
Poorly explain what you do for a job
December 31, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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National Park Service photo of a Candy Darter, a very colorful Virginia native that lives in stream beds
December 8, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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frinkiac.com/meme/S06E05/...
Sideshow Bob saying, " Attempted murder! Now honestly what is that? DO THEY GIVE A NOBEL PRIZE FOR ATTEMPTED CHEMISTRY?"
November 2, 2024 at 6:50 PM