This guy is so weirdly damaged, he's literally never held a door open for anyone anywhere. It's like a selfish fetish or something. If you are able to help someone and you can, as a human being you should be compelled to do so.

I don't know what this speech is supposed to be. Can we get back to Arnold Palmer's junk already. Maybe electrocution or shark. Just something more sensible, like he talked about during his last campaign.

Can he be our President?