WHY IS SNOW WHITE SELLING ME ALLERGY MEDICINE?!

Thank you for sharing! I kinda fell off (out of?)the Bluesky but am trying to come back now that more people are wandering this way. 😊

Omg this.

So tired. I don’t blame SAL for checking out for a bit. Next time, she needs to leave me a note though. Sheesh.

One year we found her under the Christmas tree. She had pushed baby Jesus out of the manger, knocked over the three kings, and was like, “Why is there a tree here but no foraging snacks?” 🤦🏾‍♀️

I love her so much, but I’m pretty sure she’s siphoning years off my lifespan. That’s the real reason they live so long.

Yes! My family couldn’t settle on a name.

Speedy (for the irony)

Altagracia (bc a holy name might help her injuries)

Lumpkins (after a villain in the Powerpuff Girls)

We decided SAL was good enough. And given that she’s salty af, it fits.

Thank you!! When she came to me, her shell was massively cracked and I had to patch it together. It took about two years for it to heal. She’s disabled so I still check her shell weekly (while she huffs and sasses me). Her diet and humidity have helped keep things at bay.