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Jes
@jes.thedogsbreakfast.live
Twitch Partner | Furry | 40 | AUS | 🏳️‍🌈

Likes: Mahjong 🀄, Board Games 🎲, Cruising 🛳 and Bears 🐻

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Do you ever buy shit just to confirm that you're shit at it?

No? Just me?

Well, I did. And I am.
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
10 days til Kirby Air Riders.

10 days until I never play Mario Kart ever again.

Who else is gonna be playing?
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Recently, I've had an influx of new people messaging me on Telegram out of the blue. It's been really nice.

But I must say... Although I'm all for flirting (in fact, I encourage it!), if I'm old enough to be your literal dad, don't be upset if I don't show interest.
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Hump your friends. They've earned it!
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
It has just been brought to my attention that my boyfriend has never seen Robin Hood: Men In Tights.

Fear not, this is being corrected, post-haste.
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
These aren't allowed to be limited edition. I need them always.
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Calling me a piece of shit because I didn't do you a favour only reinforces that I made the right choice not to do you that favour.
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Time for another 9-day work week. Hhh....
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Jes & Remy (NSFW)
October 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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⚠️ Horny art on main.

Here is the charity auction commission I won at WAFF in all its glory!

Fabulous art by @silvixen.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
⚠️ Horny art on main.

Here is the charity auction commission I won at WAFF in all its glory!

Fabulous art by @silvixen.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Comfort food o'clock! 🇰🇷
October 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I've been having a lot of dreams lately involving friends from high school twenty-something years ago. Weird, but also, it's nice to see their faces again after so long.
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Passport application submitted. I am now $435 poorer. 💀
October 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Yo, this is a bargain!
October 22, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The only problem with booking a cruise is how far in advance you normally do it and the excruciatingly long wait.

Only 154 days to go...
October 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Considering how much I liked Legends Arceus, I kinda expected good things from Z-A.

They did not deliver.

I really am struggling to find anything good to say about it.
October 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
If you like PB&J sammiches, go to IKEA and buy yourself some Lingonberry Jam.

That shit with peanut butter is DOPE.
October 18, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I don't know how I did it. I was SURE I set my alarm for the right time, but somehow was out by an hour and ended up late to work. Morning shifts can suck my balls.
October 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Any of my friends want to go on a 10 night cruise from Sydney to NZ and back with me in March next year HMU. I have two spots left in my cabin. $1385pp.
October 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The only problem with booking cruises is how far in advance you have to do it. The wait is gonna be excruciating.
October 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Any of my friends want to go on a 10 night cruise from Sydney to NZ and back with me in March next year HMU. I have two spots left in my cabin. $1385pp.
October 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I was hoping to write more of the story I have brewing in my head on my five day break. I wrote like, four paragraphs, and I like zero of them. x.x
October 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Would you take advice from this cartoon dog?

(Incredible art by @silvixen.bsky.social)
October 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM