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jes
@jes-the-mess.bsky.social
local cryptid in middle of nowhere canada. currently posing as an adult human. hoping to not get caught.
I swear I'm actively trying to work, but there are magpies playing on my front lawn and I must join them.
August 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
apparently, it's weird to say my sustenance is comprised largely of nightshades.

anywho. shout out to potatoes.
June 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM