@jerzboislim.bsky.social
I hate having to fuck myself with my toy
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I hate having to fuck myself with my toy
Who have that morning wood for me?
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Who have that morning wood for me?
I’m overdue for some dick
October 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I’m overdue for some dick
We really do. It may be lil but its grips and gets 💦
lil booties matter!
March 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
We really do. It may be lil but its grips and gets 💦
I thought me having a boyfriend would mean my back would be getting cracked daily. #wishfulthinking
March 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I thought me having a boyfriend would mean my back would be getting cracked daily. #wishfulthinking
It’s my anniversary today
February 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It’s my anniversary today
I’m officially off the market. #boyfriend
February 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’m officially off the market. #boyfriend
If you have a significant other than you are blessed because these random hit or miss sex life is for the birds
January 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If you have a significant other than you are blessed because these random hit or miss sex life is for the birds
I wish tops knew what bottoms go through for them
January 4, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I wish tops knew what bottoms go through for them
I just got fucked so greatly.
December 28, 2024 at 9:36 AM
I just got fucked so greatly.
What a waste of a freshly shaved hole
December 25, 2024 at 6:02 AM
What a waste of a freshly shaved hole
I don’t care about Christmas. I rather you buy nothing then something dumb and pointless
December 24, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I don’t care about Christmas. I rather you buy nothing then something dumb and pointless
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Merry Xmas Eve EVE to those who celebrate. 🎅🎄☃️ 🎁❄️
December 23, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Merry Xmas Eve EVE to those who celebrate. 🎅🎄☃️ 🎁❄️
I forgot all about this platform.
December 19, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I forgot all about this platform.
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6 y/o nephew: "Uncle Mike why you don't have a wife?"
Me: "I'm gay."
Nephew: "What that mean?"
Me: "I like men not women."
Nephew: *silence*......."So why don't you have a husband?"
Me:
Me: "I'm gay."
Nephew: "What that mean?"
Me: "I like men not women."
Nephew: *silence*......."So why don't you have a husband?"
Me:
November 15, 2024 at 4:32 AM
6 y/o nephew: "Uncle Mike why you don't have a wife?"
Me: "I'm gay."
Nephew: "What that mean?"
Me: "I like men not women."
Nephew: *silence*......."So why don't you have a husband?"
Me:
Me: "I'm gay."
Nephew: "What that mean?"
Me: "I like men not women."
Nephew: *silence*......."So why don't you have a husband?"
Me: