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My neighbors put up a creepy Santa the night AFTER Christmas. Scared the hell out of me when it started laughing.

Merry Christmas! Getting to play Santa another year is my favorite gift.

My son and his friends were at DCA. He looks like he’s leading an expedition to Skull Island.

I love it when crypto and AI accounts make themselves easy to identify. Blocked!

Now, he’s plotting my death. Not because of the hat. Because I made him look Canadian.

It’s been five years since I found my little buddy on top of our tree doing a terrible job of avoiding the rain. Look how tiny and pathetic he was. Straight out of a Disney movie.

Late to the party, but I just finished Lamplighters League and it’s fantastic. The gameplay is addictive and the writing is so, so good! If you enjoy strategy games, give this one some love.

The cafe near my house gets me.

My middle child went to homecoming last Saturday. It’s true, they really do grow up fast.

The Court of A-holes sits in judgement.

Birthday’s tomorrow. Guess I’m getting a new car.