Hollywood sound recordist here: what you want are Rycote Overcovers in combination with Rycote Sticky O's taped over the microphone on your phone or camera. I've used it to great effect on both lavaliere microphones and the built in mics on various products. Other companies make similar items.

Beltalowda, if you go far enough left you get your stealth asteroids back

I love sci-fi universes where that turns out to be true. Ursula K LeGuins Hainish cycle is another great example, as is the Expanse.

Looks like they're live on the 501

Unclear if it's live on this one on the 94