Give me enough money, or an airplane, and I'll give you anything you want.

Two more

My new favorite photo of King Donald. Good lighting, and he does look kind of regal. Just don't pull the string.

Some of my favorites

Please, this is nonsense. It's just blood pooled under the skin. It happens when you get older. This is my hand right now. It's nothing. Let's focus on important stuff, like the Epstein files, getting Trump's goons out of DC, keeping them out of NY, Chi, and other cities, and helping Ukraine?

Just release the Epstein files, Adolf.

The water she pays for is 80 proof. That's right, no free vodka.

Hey Abbott, that's a nice gun you have there. You know where it would look good? I do.

Here is Gov Abbott with a sample of your basic home defense model. I have to admit that it is a really good-looking weapon. Hey Gov, you know where it would look even better? UP YOUR ASS!!