Jerry Scott
@jerryscott.bsky.social
Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?
If you’re allowing TV movies, Gargoyles was a lot of fun.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you’re allowing TV movies, Gargoyles was a lot of fun.
“Who’s gonna take away his license to kill?”
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“Who’s gonna take away his license to kill?”
And it introduced us to the Al Lewis/Fred Gwynne onscreen chemistry.
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
And it introduced us to the Al Lewis/Fred Gwynne onscreen chemistry.
AI should write our new national anthem, cause that “Land of the free and home of the brave” stuff ain’t cuttin’ it no more.
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
AI should write our new national anthem, cause that “Land of the free and home of the brave” stuff ain’t cuttin’ it no more.
Like mom, I’ll be there in spirit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Like mom, I’ll be there in spirit.
That’s Secretary Snagglepuss to you, buddy!
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
That’s Secretary Snagglepuss to you, buddy!
Bathroom or a mausoleum?
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Bathroom or a mausoleum?
Tell ‘em you’re the neighborhood masher and yell “Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!"
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Tell ‘em you’re the neighborhood masher and yell “Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!"
Sacrificing us all in a vain attempt to satisfy Donny’s only little friend, Mr. 🍄.
October 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sacrificing us all in a vain attempt to satisfy Donny’s only little friend, Mr. 🍄.
Another fascist traitor doing the bidding of his Dear Leader. Wipe the brown off your lips, Braun.
October 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Another fascist traitor doing the bidding of his Dear Leader. Wipe the brown off your lips, Braun.
I did my best, Colin. I think we’re gonna need a bigger MC.
October 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I did my best, Colin. I think we’re gonna need a bigger MC.
You’re gonna look great in spandex. Mask on or off?
October 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You’re gonna look great in spandex. Mask on or off?
There would be far less gambling if people understood how numbers work.
October 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
There would be far less gambling if people understood how numbers work.
60 Minutes is the news version of Chinese food.
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
60 Minutes is the news version of Chinese food.
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No longer a Houstonian but I recommend you to all my old inside-the-loop friends. Houston is a big, dirty and tough town but awesome in many ways, including being home to Bill Hicks, a brave man. Break a leg.
October 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
No longer a Houstonian but I recommend you to all my old inside-the-loop friends. Houston is a big, dirty and tough town but awesome in many ways, including being home to Bill Hicks, a brave man. Break a leg.
No longer a Houstonian but I recommend you to all my old inside-the-loop friends. Houston is a big, dirty and tough town but awesome in many ways, including being home to Bill Hicks, a brave man. Break a leg.
October 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
No longer a Houstonian but I recommend you to all my old inside-the-loop friends. Houston is a big, dirty and tough town but awesome in many ways, including being home to Bill Hicks, a brave man. Break a leg.
That pumpkin-headed dipshit looks like a marionette to me. Good job hiding the strings.
October 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
That pumpkin-headed dipshit looks like a marionette to me. Good job hiding the strings.
Or could it be - Satan? 😈
October 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Or could it be - Satan? 😈
You’ve held this grudge since you were 10 years old? Happy birthday!
October 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You’ve held this grudge since you were 10 years old? Happy birthday!
Lookout, Darin, Sam’s got a new boy toy.
October 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Lookout, Darin, Sam’s got a new boy toy.
You’ll be perfect for the role when they make the movie.
October 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You’ll be perfect for the role when they make the movie.
Congratulations, you’re not a computer.
October 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Congratulations, you’re not a computer.
Convention hall doors open in 5 minutes, Fred.
October 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Convention hall doors open in 5 minutes, Fred.