Boston Marathon qualifier/finisher
More degrees than summer in Death Valley
"Anything worth doing is worth overdoing"
I'm generous with the Block button
This is a post about Trump.
#KennedyCenter
This is a post about Trump.
#KennedyCenter
I see civilians—hands raised, eyes wide—facing soldiers in their own streets.
Not in unity. In fear.
“MAGA”? More like Morons Are Governing America.
You want greatness? Try respecting labor.
You want force? Try fixing bridges. 🧵
I see civilians—hands raised, eyes wide—facing soldiers in their own streets.
Not in unity. In fear.
“MAGA”? More like Morons Are Governing America.
You want greatness? Try respecting labor.
You want force? Try fixing bridges. 🧵
They called it an “all-general meeting.” I call it a cosplay convention for authoritarian nostalgia. Sitting here in Quantico, surrounded by brass & bluster, while the gilded ghoul at the podium monologues about greatness like it’s a bedtime story for billionaires.
They called it an “all-general meeting.” I call it a cosplay convention for authoritarian nostalgia. Sitting here in Quantico, surrounded by brass & bluster, while the gilded ghoul at the podium monologues about greatness like it’s a bedtime story for billionaires.
They say the government’s shut down.
Like it’s a busted vending machine—jammed full of promises, but nothin’ drops.
And who’s holdin’ the keys?
The same crew that swore they’d ‘drain the swamp’ and ended up building condos in it. 🧵
They say the government’s shut down.
Like it’s a busted vending machine—jammed full of promises, but nothin’ drops.
And who’s holdin’ the keys?
The same crew that swore they’d ‘drain the swamp’ and ended up building condos in it. 🧵
Police finally put it together. 😂
www.wral.com/news/local/d...
Police finally put it together. 😂
www.wral.com/news/local/d...
One speech was given by Kermit the Frog, an American cultural icon.
The other speech was given by a puppet.
One speech was given by Kermit the Frog, an American cultural icon.
The other speech was given by a puppet.
How many Scaramuccis is that?!
@scaramucci.bsky.social
How many Scaramuccis is that?!
@scaramucci.bsky.social
But that's none of my business...
But that's none of my business...
I told her I needed a day off from training today so I could be home to have new sod installed.
She updated my training plan and called it my "Sod Off!!" Day. 😂
I told her I needed a day off from training today so I could be home to have new sod installed.
She updated my training plan and called it my "Sod Off!!" Day. 😂
Lloyd Dobler.
Lloyd Dobler.
"He only works one day a year," said Musk on X (formerly known as Twitter). We need to eliminate the lazy employees. Santa can pick up the slack."
"He only works one day a year," said Musk on X (formerly known as Twitter). We need to eliminate the lazy employees. Santa can pick up the slack."