DIY some custom wall decals in an appropriate font, and stick up? How expensive could it be?

"From the MegaCorp that brought you PAX, ..." :P

Wouldn't it be funny to make a Penny Arcade vanity ad for the queue hall, pretending it's a fresh launch with 3500 strips?

Shame you wrote the story about the part of this growing medium's history that many people are already very familiar with, instead of digging just a little deeper and taking it back to 2008 when Acquisitions Incorporated kicked this process off.

Is it just me that thinks an "Escape Lounge" would be a fun way to spend an hour between flights?

Dammit, I was on the south bridge the whole time, ready to go out into the world.

Looks like a "limited edition" that should be in the next Child's Play auction.

Lovely rant ending in declaring a preferred alternate name.