Martin
@jerrychristmas.bsky.social
Alternate universe where snl is hosted on a Tuesday:
“Live from New York it’s Tuesday Night”
“Live from New York it’s Tuesday Night”
December 21, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Alternate universe where snl is hosted on a Tuesday:
“Live from New York it’s Tuesday Night”
“Live from New York it’s Tuesday Night”
Scooby doo when he sees a ghost: Ruh Roh
December 12, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Scooby doo when he sees a ghost: Ruh Roh
Pitch for a film: It’s a biopic about me but the twist is all my friends like me and find me funny
December 12, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Pitch for a film: It’s a biopic about me but the twist is all my friends like me and find me funny
Film where everyone forgets the band They Might Be Giants except for one guy and he sings all the songs himself and passes them as his own
November 25, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Film where everyone forgets the band They Might Be Giants except for one guy and he sings all the songs himself and passes them as his own
Me at a restaurant that specialises in a certain type of fish sprinkled in herbs when my friend makes an inappropriate joke about my father who recently passed: “There’s a thyme and a plaice for everything”
November 22, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Me at a restaurant that specialises in a certain type of fish sprinkled in herbs when my friend makes an inappropriate joke about my father who recently passed: “There’s a thyme and a plaice for everything”
My beautiful wife giving birth to our second, slightly fatter son: “and I will name you Butthead”
November 22, 2024 at 8:55 PM
My beautiful wife giving birth to our second, slightly fatter son: “and I will name you Butthead”
My beautiful wife, after spending 9 months harbouring our child: “I will name you Beavis”
November 22, 2024 at 8:29 PM
My beautiful wife, after spending 9 months harbouring our child: “I will name you Beavis”
You wanna know the secret to winning a game of poker? Playing your cards right
November 22, 2024 at 8:27 PM
You wanna know the secret to winning a game of poker? Playing your cards right
Turd Ferguson it’s a funny name
November 22, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Turd Ferguson it’s a funny name
Never watched the show, but what is a bear doing in a Chicago restaurant anyway? Shouldn’t it be in the woods or a zoo of some kind
November 22, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Never watched the show, but what is a bear doing in a Chicago restaurant anyway? Shouldn’t it be in the woods or a zoo of some kind
Bluesky does not care for John Wick Yak material it seems.
November 22, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Bluesky does not care for John Wick Yak material it seems.
Alternate universe where John Wick is a hitman but is also a Yak:
John Wick: “Yea, I’m thinking I’m Yak”
John Wick: “Yea, I’m thinking I’m Yak”
November 22, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Alternate universe where John Wick is a hitman but is also a Yak:
John Wick: “Yea, I’m thinking I’m Yak”
John Wick: “Yea, I’m thinking I’m Yak”
Idea for a T-Shirt: I went on the blowjob factory tour and all I got was a lousy blowjob
November 20, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Idea for a T-Shirt: I went on the blowjob factory tour and all I got was a lousy blowjob
Blue Sky? Uhh yea last time I checked it was
November 19, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Blue Sky? Uhh yea last time I checked it was