Once you see the second hat, it's already too late.

Had a cracking time today at Xmas Slaycation with Slay Duggee and Lucha Britannia where I got to meet my two favourite children's characters, Snow Beast and Sally Gunnell.

Picture by Al Veryard

It was three, actually.

This audition will outlive me.

That buzz you get when you walk on stage and one person is screaming "NO!" over and over.

Thanks, Chesham Comedy Club, for having me on.

She did eventually stop screaming no, but I'm told it wasn't until the following afternoon.

First Santa gig of the year.

Never stop don't believing.

Friday - 15 November

Not moving.

Hello, Jerry here.

Wrestler, comedian, bingo caller, compere.

Join me for all of the above, as well as daily pictures of my dog, who hates me.