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Jerry Lundegaard
@jerry-lundegaard.bsky.social
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Executive Sales Manager, Gustafson Motors. Husband to Jean, Father to Scotty. GO GOPHERS!
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I'm here
butter and flour at the start of a roux
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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The good news is that now my tortilla soup stain has a friend
Tortilla Soup stain on a grey hoodie
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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God saves his worst salsa stains for his strongest soldiers
Salsa dripped onto the zipper of a grey hoodie
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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ggeasy
list of two muted words, "findom" and "xcx"
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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The poster for the TV show OZ a man stares out of a peephole in a jail cell door with the OZ and HBO logos below
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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the "maybe he's thinking about other women" meme except it has no captions at all because the implication is the man in this meme is me and I'm thinking about how pretty pico de Gallo looks when you take your time with the knife work and the vegetables are all in great condition.
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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there's nothing stopping you from saving those rotisserie chicken carcasses from the store that are frankly a tremendous economic and time savings and produce results you'd be crowing about if you accomplished them in your home kitchen.

then you can make stock baby
stalks, skins, stems and off-cuts from parsley red onion white onion garlic green onion thyme dill mushroom in a big soup pot nearly full with water, with a floating frozen chunk of two flattened rotisserie chicken carcasses from the store
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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*seeing the sexy m&m dancing*
Walter White in the foreground of focus and his wife Skyler in the background in focus. caption of Walter saying "than just simple rote copying" white his wife looks quietly desperate for him to shut his fat fucking mouth this scene plays out routinely in my as my wife looks on in horror at me saying dumb shit to my in-laws
November 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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I'm getting ready
November 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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James Corden in a cat-tuxedo costume, he looks stupid as hell
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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paid actors
Along with their terminology, the Romans had passed down to early medieval Europe the belief that crowds were an important source of validation. Hordes of admirers attested to the holiness of relics. Adoring masses confirmed a ruler’s legitimacy. Though elections in the early Middle Ages were hardly democratic, unanimous approbation by crowds was an important part of the ritual. ‘In a world with no voting booths or opinion polls,’ Bobrycki writes, ‘claims about collective will implied collective performances.’ It was routine for those running for office to accuse their rivals of crowd manipulation. Photios, patriarch of Constantinople in the ninth century, was dogged by accusations that he had doctored the names of subscribers to his conciliar acta to inflate his support. Gregory, bishop of Tours, claimed that one of his rivals for the position had assembled a ‘throng of paupers’ to raise a clamour.
October 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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a screenshot of a direct message featuring the original tweet in this thread about milkduds and an anonymous person responding "That sonofabitch"
October 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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I'd like to go out like this if given the opportunity
a man getting eaten by a tyrannosaurus rex. the rex has him by the head and sorso and his legs are swinging akimbo in terror. he is wearing beige shorts with lace up dress shoes.
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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yeah, I'm building fat stacks
roughly 10 stacks of cut leek rounds about 3/4 inch thick, stacked about 4 inches high
October 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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this first 20 minutes of shadow of the vampire is this
art on the wall fading between closeups of sections, I don't know the art style, it's kind of a white and black / almost newsprint type art of a dude being trampled under a horse
October 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I'm happy for both of them
a screen shot of back to back timeline posts first post says "A little Wednesday beer never hurt nobody" the second post days "1748 days without a drink today! 🎉"
October 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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A search history that has the following searches without context: dod you fuck my wife fufdman dod you fuck my wife guffman did you fuck my wife guffman did you fuck my wife waiting for guffman
October 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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it's leaking in here
a layer of thinly slice leek coins cooking in butter and olive oil
October 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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more of the same as alt description, except everything is cooked down more
October 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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onion posting hours
carrot, red onion, leek, carrot and celery scraps in a pot cooking in olive oil
October 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I like the marble but what the hell is going on here?
a white kitchen where there are 4 different shades of white and none of them match between appliances and paint great looking blue marble counters and backsplash
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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peppers?
closeup of a delicious looking saute of mixed peppers and onions including jalapenos.
October 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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onion posting hours
October 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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people toss the ribs from kale, but they really shouldn't because that's good eating if you toss them in with your base element whether it's just onions or the holy trinity
some finely diced kale ribs on a cutting board
October 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM