Jeroen Percival Jesus
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reach out and touch fate.
Tesla's descent into becoming primarily a charger network used by other brands continues: www.jalopnik.com/2092122/tesl...
Tesla Adds Decontented Model Y AWD Trim, Drops 'Standard' Name From Lineup - Jalopnik
There's nothing Tesla loves more than shuffling around its trim levels like deckchairs on the Titanic.
www.jalopnik.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Tesla's descent into becoming primarily a charger network used by other brands continues: www.jalopnik.com/2092122/tesl...
It's remarkable how chuck schumer is still basically living in the mid 90s-early 00s and entirely not prepared for the present moment.
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It's remarkable how chuck schumer is still basically living in the mid 90s-early 00s and entirely not prepared for the present moment.
Triumph of the Won't.
January 28, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Triumph of the Won't.
Triumph of the Shouldn't.
January 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Triumph of the Shouldn't.
Secretary of War Crimes. www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pet...
Pentagon Pete in Legal Peril Over ‘Kill Them All’ Orders
A follow-up missile allegedly killed survivors of a U.S. strike on a drug boat.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Secretary of War Crimes. www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pet...
True, but not in the way he thinks...
Mike Johnson says House Republicans “did some of the best work of their careers” when they stayed home for the duration of the government shutdown.
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
True, but not in the way he thinks...
Once again, I have been threatened with a good time.
Trump Threatens to Move World Cup Games Out of Seattle Following ‘Communist’ Mayor’s Election
President Donald Trump threatened to rip the FIFA World Cup away from the 2026 host city of Seattle, WA, if the new "communist" mayor causes problems.
www.mediaite.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Once again, I have been threatened with a good time.
Every damn day.
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Every damn day.
the running man book was set in a future dystopia, the current movie release feels like it is basically this topia. they missed some great chances to make some pointed observations about american society.
It's 2025, and the future has finally caught up with Stephen King's 'Running Man'
King's 1982 novel was set in the year 2025, in a world with widespread poverty, mass surveillance, and giant corporations. The newest film version loses some of its critique.
www.npr.org
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the running man book was set in a future dystopia, the current movie release feels like it is basically this topia. they missed some great chances to make some pointed observations about american society.
The abuser formerly known as prince.
Buckingham Palace has announced that it is removing all remaining styles, titles and honours of Prince Andrew:
"Prince Andrew will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor."
He is also being evicted from his accommodation at Royal Lodge.
Correct action, but it should never have taken this long.
"Prince Andrew will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor."
He is also being evicted from his accommodation at Royal Lodge.
Correct action, but it should never have taken this long.
October 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The abuser formerly known as prince.
Presumably the guy putting these out is some schlub named 'Lenny Riefenstahl' or similar.
I made an image of all the art posted by US DOL on X since approximately Labor Day
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Presumably the guy putting these out is some schlub named 'Lenny Riefenstahl' or similar.
At this point, Hegseth just makes me think of the WW2 movie "The Caine Mutiny," probably going to be asking the generals where the strawberries are.
Pentagon Pete’s ‘Manic’ Meltdowns Exposed by Aides
The former Fox News host is reportedly spiraling out of control.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
At this point, Hegseth just makes me think of the WW2 movie "The Caine Mutiny," probably going to be asking the generals where the strawberries are.
exit through the grift shop.
August 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
exit through the grift shop.
Vance's universal popularity remains unmatched.
One local told the paper police had been going door-to-door asking for personal details of residents and social media accounts.
Another went as far as to tell LBC: "Generally we like to welcome everybody to Chipping Norton, but no, I’d absolutely kick him in the shins.”
Another went as far as to tell LBC: "Generally we like to welcome everybody to Chipping Norton, but no, I’d absolutely kick him in the shins.”
JD Vance’s holiday brings ‘circus’ of police patrols to sleepy Cotswolds village
Residents in the vicinity of the 6-acre site have described road blocks coming into place as the US vice president spends time in their village
www.independent.co.uk
August 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Vance's universal popularity remains unmatched.
Trump must have been flopping around looking for a softer target after LA revealed his efforts as ineffectual. I was betting he would go with Portland and not DC.
FBI dispatching agents to D.C. streets as Trump weighs calling National Guard
The unusual move comes as President Donald Trump threatens a federal takeover of the nation’s capital.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Trump must have been flopping around looking for a softer target after LA revealed his efforts as ineffectual. I was betting he would go with Portland and not DC.
ICE is about 5 weeks away from an extremely racist cover of Ice Ice Baby.
August 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
ICE is about 5 weeks away from an extremely racist cover of Ice Ice Baby.
trump very much pulling out all the greatest hits to try and distract people from the epstein thing.
Trump Warns of 'Restrictions' On Washington Commanders
President Donald Trump is threatening to "put a restriction" on the Washington Commanders if they do not restore their nickname to the Redskins.
mediaite.com
July 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
trump very much pulling out all the greatest hits to try and distract people from the epstein thing.
mirabile visu, mirabissile dictu: "The main reception for the wedding... was due to be held in... a majestic 16th-century building in the city centre... the couple relented after activists threatened to fill the canals with inflatable crocodiles to block their celebrity guests from entering."
Jeff Bezos alters Venice wedding plans after threat of inflatable crocodiles
Amazon founder reportedly forced to change venue for his wedding celebrations in Italian city
www.theguardian.com
June 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
mirabile visu, mirabissile dictu: "The main reception for the wedding... was due to be held in... a majestic 16th-century building in the city centre... the couple relented after activists threatened to fill the canals with inflatable crocodiles to block their celebrity guests from entering."
sweaty, exhausted jd vance flops onto the couch at the end of the night, crying "i'm manufacturing consent as hard as i can"
June 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
sweaty, exhausted jd vance flops onto the couch at the end of the night, crying "i'm manufacturing consent as hard as i can"
"The Machine Is Just Asking Some Questions"
May 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"The Machine Is Just Asking Some Questions"
Beware the March of Ideas
Oh, god, not another phonied-up bullshit meme, isn't the truth bad enough, I thought, till I tracked this back to its source, which is the ICE account at Twitter.
April 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Beware the March of Ideas
Look Chuck, we all know that you like to lose and then fundraise off the L because it's easier than doing stuff, but could you actually put on your senate pants and do something?
While markets plunge and retirement accounts reel from Trump’s tariffs:
Elon and DOGE are taking a blowtorch to Social Security
They shut down local offices
They shut down phone services
They shut down website services
And now they’re proposing another round of mass layoffs
Elon and DOGE are taking a blowtorch to Social Security
They shut down local offices
They shut down phone services
They shut down website services
And now they’re proposing another round of mass layoffs
April 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Look Chuck, we all know that you like to lose and then fundraise off the L because it's easier than doing stuff, but could you actually put on your senate pants and do something?
I thought "musk has lost all his fans" just referred to people mostly not liking him, but apparently...
Elon Musk's favorite supposed data expert, who he's retweeted at least a dozen times, claims she can only process 60,000 rows of data before her "hard drive overheats"
March 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I thought "musk has lost all his fans" just referred to people mostly not liking him, but apparently...
Freedom Shitties.
Network State Pushes Corporate Dystopia Cities in Congress
Network State figures push “freedom cities”—deregulated tech enclaves free from U.S. laws. A dangerous step toward corporate rule, lost rights.
www.thenerdreich.com
March 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Freedom Shitties.
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Imagine being on vacay in Mexico and getting a call informing you that while you were out of town your asshole bosses wrote your name in as the head of their Doing Crimes Department.
February 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Imagine being on vacay in Mexico and getting a call informing you that while you were out of town your asshole bosses wrote your name in as the head of their Doing Crimes Department.