Why does this nutcracker look like it also cuts cocaine too.

« ‘Come on, Neal…Anything but Atari y’know? It’s just going to collect dust after a few months. I want to get you something useful.’ I sheepishly said, ‘I like guitar’ and his eyes lit up and he said, ‘Sure! i’ll get you a guitar, at least you’ll be learning something.’ ”
— Neal Casal

All work and no slay