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Cait 🦭🩷
@jernlov.bsky.social
(੭ ᐕ)੭*⁾⁾ hi!
Big fat autistic bimbo who likes a whole bunch of different things but mostly seals, metal and video games
https://jernlov.carrd.co/
Wasn't gonna leave the house today but hell yeah need my spice kick. Thnx home and bargains and thanks Mark for making me aware they stocked it YESSSS 🔥🐔
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
i'm underwater
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Got to visit my fav little Sake place in London last night. They've got some new resident food vendor who mostly does Onigiri so figured we'd give them a go. 🍙

Also had 2 flights of Sake, a glass of Awamori and a glass of one of the Sakes I really enjoyed. Feeling a bit delicate today lol. 🍶🩵
October 31, 2025 at 8:24 AM
3. Seal Turning Head
October 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
In the pub while we wait for our train and just tried this gorgeous Vault City sour. It's a part of the "You Choose We Brew" series.
Hot Honey, Apple and Mango smoothie! Phwoarrrrr
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've been down a rabbit hole of reading about cultural aesthetic trends and stuff and I'm not gonna lie I am a bit nostalgic for a lot of that 90s stuff, including fast food furnishings.

*Sigh* it was so colourful and so smokey.
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Oh no! Chipstick the seal has stolen my bonnet
October 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Seal from Katamari Damacy
October 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
We've been doing a Bake Off contest in work and I won the first round with my Millionaire's Shortbread. 😎
October 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Anyone wanna explain why and how my heart rate dropped to like 59 during Igorrr? You can see the peak of 182-ish during parts of the gig but lol wtf is that drop. Am I okay ???
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oh maybe not then
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Thinking about dog design in Final Fantasy IX
October 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Fridaaaaaaayyyyy

Time for an 11.5% smoothie sour 🥴
October 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It's gonna be a biggun 🔥
October 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Went to the zoo the other week and I was hyped to see the hyraxes. They were huddled up so far away under this rock cos it was cold and raining. Daft vile creatures I love them.
October 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
is this quince?
October 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Oh and he got me some prints from one of my fav little Seal artists Mai aka. Azarashi No Shippo 🦭

She's great and I can't wait to frame these!

azarashippo.official.ec
October 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Growing up I always wanted a Sylvanian Families set but we were way too poor and now at the age of 36 my bf went and found a sold out Seal family that he had to import from Japan and God fucking damn I love him SO MUCH 🦭
October 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It's the little things like this that makes me love companies like Nintendo. I don't use the platinum coins for anything but I appreciate it!!!!
October 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
October seals!!!
October 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
September 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sidecar 5/5
I am not a fan of Brandy usually but the lemon juice and orange of the cointreau really hides whatever it is about it that I don't like.
September 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Who is the cunt who thought that putting crème de menthe in a Long Island Iced Tea was a good idea? They need a good clip around the ear.

Fucking awful 1/5
September 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
me when I get access to a bubble bath
September 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
the ladybirds gather 🐞
September 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM