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scheming little jester
Pinned
not now kitten the SWAT team is about to break down daddy’s barricade
When the waitress at Hooters is hung as fuck>>>>>>>>>>>
July 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
When the waitress at Hooters is hung as fuck>>>>>>>>>>>
what’s a god to a goat
March 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
what’s a god to a goat
my tank just bailed on this raid to fuck my wife for Valentine’s Day I hate my life
February 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
my tank just bailed on this raid to fuck my wife for Valentine’s Day I hate my life
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Weeping as I take aim: Tell me more about the wojacks, lennie.
Lennie: Oh boy oh boy and that’s the the chudjack he’s blackpilled. That’s chad wojack he’s based and that’s me. Wifejack is here and she has red hair and is always smiling and I like to pet her hair and rub her and-
Lennie: Oh boy oh boy and that’s the the chudjack he’s blackpilled. That’s chad wojack he’s based and that’s me. Wifejack is here and she has red hair and is always smiling and I like to pet her hair and rub her and-
February 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Weeping as I take aim: Tell me more about the wojacks, lennie.
Lennie: Oh boy oh boy and that’s the the chudjack he’s blackpilled. That’s chad wojack he’s based and that’s me. Wifejack is here and she has red hair and is always smiling and I like to pet her hair and rub her and-
Lennie: Oh boy oh boy and that’s the the chudjack he’s blackpilled. That’s chad wojack he’s based and that’s me. Wifejack is here and she has red hair and is always smiling and I like to pet her hair and rub her and-
walking into the restroom and violently banging on the stalls doors before leaving to scare the shit out of them
February 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
walking into the restroom and violently banging on the stalls doors before leaving to scare the shit out of them
they banned jizzing 💔
February 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
they banned jizzing 💔
Father, read me a bedtime Twitter thread
February 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Father, read me a bedtime Twitter thread
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30°. Guy in shorts. Men stay winning
February 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
30°. Guy in shorts. Men stay winning
The King paused the feast to go horny-post in his chambers. The royal guests from the North are furious.
February 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The King paused the feast to go horny-post in his chambers. The royal guests from the North are furious.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the girl reading this
February 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day to the girl reading this
I cannot join the lord’s army to conquer the northern lands, I have not completed the attunement questline
February 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I cannot join the lord’s army to conquer the northern lands, I have not completed the attunement questline
Comedian completely DESTROYS heckler by getting on his knee and proposing
February 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Comedian completely DESTROYS heckler by getting on his knee and proposing
Orcas can definitely comprehend Pokemon strategy I just know it
February 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Orcas can definitely comprehend Pokemon strategy I just know it
what if you went in to get a foot massage and they start massaging you with their feet
January 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
what if you went in to get a foot massage and they start massaging you with their feet
PLAY THAT FUCKING MUSIC WHITE BOY
January 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
PLAY THAT FUCKING MUSIC WHITE BOY
They need to make a live-action Lord of the Rings
January 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
They need to make a live-action Lord of the Rings
Guy whose idea of a date is to “grab a water”
January 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Guy whose idea of a date is to “grab a water”
need my fucking scroll of ancient wisdom… I need it NOW
January 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
need my fucking scroll of ancient wisdom… I need it NOW
haven’t showered since last year
January 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
haven’t showered since last year
“you’re scaring the hoes” bro they’re scaring ME
January 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“you’re scaring the hoes” bro they’re scaring ME
aura farming in the corner of the staff meeting
January 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
aura farming in the corner of the staff meeting
New favorite hobby is going through Marvel Rivals twitter and comparing different characters to One Piece and watching comic book fans get upset
January 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
New favorite hobby is going through Marvel Rivals twitter and comparing different characters to One Piece and watching comic book fans get upset
Poly want a shower?
January 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Poly want a shower?
We lock in at dawn.
January 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
We lock in at dawn.
Do I have to learn Mandarin before entering Chinese Heaven or will that knowledge be bestowed upon me after I die
January 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Do I have to learn Mandarin before entering Chinese Heaven or will that knowledge be bestowed upon me after I die