jerm
@jermbird.bsky.social
Reader of tomes. Listener of notes. Watcher of frames. Paddler of ORUgami. Herder of cats. Cooker of yumminess. Partner of a most extraordinary woman.
Will follow genuine people. Will not join a cult or buy cryptocurrency. Will gladly block blockheads.
Will follow genuine people. Will not join a cult or buy cryptocurrency. Will gladly block blockheads.
And then he’ll be let back in as an Afrikaner refugee…
June 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
And then he’ll be let back in as an Afrikaner refugee…
Fck. I thought I was dead and in hell these past 5 1/2 months. At least that made some twisted sense to the shit show I’ve been tormented by on a daily basis. And now to find out I’m going to die is soul crushing because I’ve actually been LIVING through this hell. Fck fck fck fck.
June 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Fck. I thought I was dead and in hell these past 5 1/2 months. At least that made some twisted sense to the shit show I’ve been tormented by on a daily basis. And now to find out I’m going to die is soul crushing because I’ve actually been LIVING through this hell. Fck fck fck fck.
I imagine Sinead O’Connor having the time of her afterlife tearing that joke pic of the pope to pieces while angels hum and strum “Nothing Compares 2 U” in celebration.
May 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I imagine Sinead O’Connor having the time of her afterlife tearing that joke pic of the pope to pieces while angels hum and strum “Nothing Compares 2 U” in celebration.
Praise the Lord Alsmitey!
April 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Praise the Lord Alsmitey!
Smite harder, please. Smite is might. Smite is right.
April 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Smite harder, please. Smite is might. Smite is right.
See, I thought his first 100 days was off the chart! As in, the chart sat on an easel with “A” at the top of the page and “F” at the bottom and the sharpie careened off the bottom of the the chart and made a fecked up doodle all over the floor that will never fecking come out. Off the fecking chart.
April 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
See, I thought his first 100 days was off the chart! As in, the chart sat on an easel with “A” at the top of the page and “F” at the bottom and the sharpie careened off the bottom of the the chart and made a fecked up doodle all over the floor that will never fecking come out. Off the fecking chart.
December 9, 2024 at 2:41 AM
I did try to explain that Vader is there to “force” all to have a happy holiday season, but got an eye roll. 🙄
December 5, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I did try to explain that Vader is there to “force” all to have a happy holiday season, but got an eye roll. 🙄
The proof that I am loved by my partner since it apparently is that very love that allows her to tolerate this…🤣
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
The proof that I am loved by my partner since it apparently is that very love that allows her to tolerate this…🤣
I think a blanket pardon for every Democratic voter is warranted. It’s not like the fckrs haven’t accessed voting machines before.
December 2, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I think a blanket pardon for every Democratic voter is warranted. It’s not like the fckrs haven’t accessed voting machines before.
Made my own starter from scratch 3 mos ago and have it down baking 2-3 loaves a week. Now I’m etching designs into it. But still have to explain to Pops-Un-Law that the sour sourdough he remembers fondly had additions to sour it. Damn you sourdough for being named sourdough when you’re not sour!
December 1, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Made my own starter from scratch 3 mos ago and have it down baking 2-3 loaves a week. Now I’m etching designs into it. But still have to explain to Pops-Un-Law that the sour sourdough he remembers fondly had additions to sour it. Damn you sourdough for being named sourdough when you’re not sour!
Voters like that, along with so-called Christians believing he’s the anointed one (isn’t worshipping false idols supposed to be a no-no?) or other so-called Christians who put great emphasis on morality drive me batshit crazy. 🤪 And don’t get me going on the “I didn’t know that about him” crowd. 🤦♂️
December 1, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Voters like that, along with so-called Christians believing he’s the anointed one (isn’t worshipping false idols supposed to be a no-no?) or other so-called Christians who put great emphasis on morality drive me batshit crazy. 🤪 And don’t get me going on the “I didn’t know that about him” crowd. 🤦♂️