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@jermajesty.bsky.social
quilter, writer, collector | 1996 | illmoure
dessert first
dessert first
I got a bad case of bachelor fridge
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I got a bad case of bachelor fridge
I have so many good pics with a tit out that i just can't post
September 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I have so many good pics with a tit out that i just can't post
Bible-dipping at the bluebird
August 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Bible-dipping at the bluebird
I feel like hanging out in a parking lot tonight
July 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I feel like hanging out in a parking lot tonight
NO ONE DOES DUALITY LIKE I DO
July 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
NO ONE DOES DUALITY LIKE I DO
Got the subaru washed by a bunch of queers in an alley on fourth of july
July 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Got the subaru washed by a bunch of queers in an alley on fourth of july
Asking questions so obscure google ai is at a loss
July 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Asking questions so obscure google ai is at a loss
Who says a ghost can't ride a rollercoaster
June 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Who says a ghost can't ride a rollercoaster
It's so hard having good taste sometimes
June 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It's so hard having good taste sometimes
Posting rare pair porn at 4 in the morning
May 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Posting rare pair porn at 4 in the morning
Got the brewery playing mad men on the tv just for me
May 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Got the brewery playing mad men on the tv just for me
Two tom collins and a key lime pie
May 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Two tom collins and a key lime pie
Pulling a liter of olive oil out the cupboard like excaliber
May 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Pulling a liter of olive oil out the cupboard like excaliber
I am once again romanticizing my own life
May 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I am once again romanticizing my own life
Margaritas and mythbusters tonight
May 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Margaritas and mythbusters tonight
I'm not a prophet, but sometimes I have prophetic dreams
May 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm not a prophet, but sometimes I have prophetic dreams
Would love to play some wiffleball
April 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Would love to play some wiffleball
Eating pasta in the bathtub
April 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Eating pasta in the bathtub
I truly live such a big beautiful life!!
April 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I truly live such a big beautiful life!!
What I wouldn't give to have a porch on which to sit and watch an early april rainstorm
April 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
What I wouldn't give to have a porch on which to sit and watch an early april rainstorm
Practice nonattachment I say, white-knuckling the armrests of the salon chair as the 19-year-old beauty school student shaves my head
April 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Practice nonattachment I say, white-knuckling the armrests of the salon chair as the 19-year-old beauty school student shaves my head
Coming to you live from the bathtub
March 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Coming to you live from the bathtub
Woke up in a cold sweat to write down "fagliacci the sad clown"
March 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Woke up in a cold sweat to write down "fagliacci the sad clown"
The sweetest honey is loathsome in its own deliciousness
March 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The sweetest honey is loathsome in its own deliciousness