JerkyChew
@jerkychew.bsky.social
My social skills resemble arson.
@jimmyfallon.bsky.social what the helllllll it's early November
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@jimmyfallon.bsky.social what the helllllll it's early November
I pay for YouTube premium. Why am I getting Taylor Swift ads?
October 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I pay for YouTube premium. Why am I getting Taylor Swift ads?
You can now bypass your cart at Amazon and send an item directly to your upcoming delivery. God help us all.
October 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
You can now bypass your cart at Amazon and send an item directly to your upcoming delivery. God help us all.
My hotel guaranteeing that I will never find the right place to go when it's really needed.
September 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My hotel guaranteeing that I will never find the right place to go when it's really needed.
Cat. 22 pound supermodel cat.
April 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Cat. 22 pound supermodel cat.
Good job grabbing my attention this morning, Firefox.
April 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Good job grabbing my attention this morning, Firefox.
I forgot to bring the flashlight inside and now batman is here.
March 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I forgot to bring the flashlight inside and now batman is here.
Bought a cheap 100 foot run of flat Ethernet cable, and I can't understand why Monoprice or Amazon hasn't trademarked a product called "Flat 6" yet.
March 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Bought a cheap 100 foot run of flat Ethernet cable, and I can't understand why Monoprice or Amazon hasn't trademarked a product called "Flat 6" yet.
The collabo we never saw coming.
March 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The collabo we never saw coming.
Tonight I'll be plowing something other than your momma.
January 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Tonight I'll be plowing something other than your momma.
