First Iteration Garfield
@jerk.bsky.social
You know, like … the older, weirder looking one
This timeline of existing has been pretty awful and pointless and stupid and all but you gotta admit there’s been a pretty good amount of popes
April 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This timeline of existing has been pretty awful and pointless and stupid and all but you gotta admit there’s been a pretty good amount of popes
UPSET ABOUT BEGONIAS YET AGAIN
April 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
UPSET ABOUT BEGONIAS YET AGAIN
Damn everyone - that’s a lotta meat!
April 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Damn everyone - that’s a lotta meat!
High s~cool portrait
April 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
High s~cool portrait
Reviews u can use
February 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Reviews u can use
FORGET HIM - HE’S MORE JACKET THAN MAN NOW
February 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
FORGET HIM - HE’S MORE JACKET THAN MAN NOW
Dispatches From the World of Facts, vol. 3
January 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Dispatches From the World of Facts, vol. 3
Q: Would you go to lunch with this person?
…if so where would you take them?
…if so where would you take them?
December 6, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Q: Would you go to lunch with this person?
…if so where would you take them?
…if so where would you take them?
Please, Richard was my father - you can call me:
December 5, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Please, Richard was my father - you can call me:
Flesh brush 2 body horror boogaloo
December 3, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Flesh brush 2 body horror boogaloo
HELLO, BEAN MOTHER
November 27, 2024 at 3:30 AM
HELLO, BEAN MOTHER
Truly these are some cramsy corcs
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Truly these are some cramsy corcs
that third time was on purpose Antonio
November 26, 2024 at 2:07 AM
that third time was on purpose Antonio
All I want for Christmas is Temu Temporary Tattoos
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 AM
All I want for Christmas is Temu Temporary Tattoos
Forget it, Jake - it’s Flavortown
November 16, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Forget it, Jake - it’s Flavortown
Sure why not - why not basketball headmin
November 16, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Sure why not - why not basketball headmin
Fine. Here’s a hamburger hat.
November 15, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Fine. Here’s a hamburger hat.
I CAN’T REASSURE YOU RIGHT NOW. I CAN’T EVEN FIND MY KEYS. I AM LATE TO THE BUS, GARY. IF I DO NOT WORK WE DO NOT HAVE DELECTABLES SQUEEZE-UP TREATS
September 4, 2024 at 7:45 AM
I CAN’T REASSURE YOU RIGHT NOW. I CAN’T EVEN FIND MY KEYS. I AM LATE TO THE BUS, GARY. IF I DO NOT WORK WE DO NOT HAVE DELECTABLES SQUEEZE-UP TREATS
Whoop whoop that’s the sound of the ability to plaster one’s beliefs on a 2004 Ford Mustang
September 4, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Whoop whoop that’s the sound of the ability to plaster one’s beliefs on a 2004 Ford Mustang
This is a shirt what is also a social media post. #strongsucceed #fallfashionweek #whatareyouwearing @upsthedeliveryguys
September 4, 2024 at 7:28 AM
This is a shirt what is also a social media post. #strongsucceed #fallfashionweek #whatareyouwearing @upsthedeliveryguys