Jericoyote
@jericoyote.bsky.social
Cryptid | Cowboy | Wiccan | Coyote/Maned Wolf | 🔞DNI !! | FB Marketplace Resident |
Im in your closet RIGHT NOW
Im in your closet RIGHT NOW
No one makes me laugh like I do
Slim Jim implies the existence of a Thick James
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
No one makes me laugh like I do
Grabbed some leftovers for dinner and caught a stray from myself. Saw my food choices and went "cop dinner"
I physically recoiled
I physically recoiled
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Grabbed some leftovers for dinner and caught a stray from myself. Saw my food choices and went "cop dinner"
I physically recoiled
I physically recoiled
Chugging an entire bottle of shampoo so TSA cant have it.
July 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Chugging an entire bottle of shampoo so TSA cant have it.
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cw nostalgia critic
July 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
cw nostalgia critic
Slim Jim implies the existence of a Thick James
June 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Slim Jim implies the existence of a Thick James
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Jari is goated actually 😤 cc @jericoyote.bsky.social
June 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Jari is goated actually 😤 cc @jericoyote.bsky.social
Out skating the bike path today. Sat down for a drink. Some college girl walking by, probably talking to her boyfriend or a guy friend going "No.... No! Theyre not going to hire you just because you can talk to girls!"
June 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Out skating the bike path today. Sat down for a drink. Some college girl walking by, probably talking to her boyfriend or a guy friend going "No.... No! Theyre not going to hire you just because you can talk to girls!"
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Im broad minded cuz im thinkin about girls all the time
June 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Im broad minded cuz im thinkin about girls all the time
Hate when companies call their product "fool-proof" like ok, guess I'll take my business elsewhere then.
June 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Hate when companies call their product "fool-proof" like ok, guess I'll take my business elsewhere then.
Once again, i have been owned. Today I was carrying around the cardboard tube from a parchment paper roll wondering why I can't seem to put it down. And my gf goes "You know why? Its a stick."
June 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Once again, i have been owned. Today I was carrying around the cardboard tube from a parchment paper roll wondering why I can't seem to put it down. And my gf goes "You know why? Its a stick."
My girlfriend just called facebook marketplace "Dad Twitter" and ive never been so owned in my life
May 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My girlfriend just called facebook marketplace "Dad Twitter" and ive never been so owned in my life
She horse on my radish till i sauce
April 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
She horse on my radish till i sauce
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If you're ever unsure how big all my boys are, @jericoyote.bsky.social is big enough to hold a papaya and a cantaloupe one handed?????
April 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you're ever unsure how big all my boys are, @jericoyote.bsky.social is big enough to hold a papaya and a cantaloupe one handed?????