This 9-year-old said: “Why are you home this early? Did the birthday get canceled?” 💀
Not us getting roasted by someone who still needs permission to cross the street.
This 9-year-old said: “Why are you home this early? Did the birthday get canceled?” 💀
Not us getting roasted by someone who still needs permission to cross the street.
Apple Music does not get it— or me.
But anyway, why did the Spotify DJ’s curated playlist for me this morning begin with him disclaiming: “from the era when hashtags were born.”
SIR. Pipe down! 🫢😭
Apple Music does not get it— or me.
But anyway, why did the Spotify DJ’s curated playlist for me this morning begin with him disclaiming: “from the era when hashtags were born.”
SIR. Pipe down! 🫢😭
Just rest. Take a break…
& somehow how some breaking new finds its way into my notifications & down the trump/elon madness hole i go… spiraling.
I’m about to sue 49.9% Americans (or w/e it was) for emotional distress since we can do anything now.
Just rest. Take a break…
& somehow how some breaking new finds its way into my notifications & down the trump/elon madness hole i go… spiraling.
I’m about to sue 49.9% Americans (or w/e it was) for emotional distress since we can do anything now.
But go off, yall.
But go off, yall.
I need to these two. Framed.
On my wall. Nowww.
I need to these two. Framed.
On my wall. Nowww.
Guess we’re doing this now then? 👀
Guess we’re doing this now then? 👀