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Jake
@jergin.bsky.social
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I’ve been in this town so long that back in the city I’ve taken for lost and gone, and unknown for a long, long time
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I made this #aceattorney comic in 2020 and every year since without fail people retweet it. Happy Almost Christmas to those who celebrate 🎄 #art
December 24, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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Gonna keep thinking about hot frosty he was two weeks old why did they teach him what cancer was I’m gonna cry
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Hot Frosty lowkey crazy why is this two week old Matt Watson lookalike having a mommy girlfriend
December 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Thought this too many times and I got fired today #themsthebrakes
I think I miss my unemployment
December 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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guypussy.bsky.social
they’re putting gallons and gallons of semen in the crumbl cookies this christmas - as part of a new trend called “Grinchmaxxing” that is taking over social media and beyond
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
20 Nov 2025
Heathcliff sits on his back fence behind a desk, next to a big sign that reads "The Ham Monologues". Next to him, a bowl full of yams with faces chatters, each yam saying the word "Yam." A crowd of cats watches in rapt attention. Grandma Nutmeg and Iggy watch the performance from their back window, and Iggy says "It's a success."
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I thought the hunt for red October was a real thing that happened until I was like 12 ngl
September 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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#Heathcliff
#HeathcliffGangster

Identical Heathcliff Public Pussycat #1 belt buckles, front and back.

11/x
August 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
02 Aug 2025
Heathcliff walks away from a large Olympic-style torch holding a perfectly grilled hot dog as the crowd of cats in a large stadium cheer, under a big banner that says "THE MEAT GAMES". Iggy and Grandpa Nutmeg watch, and Iggy says "Beautiful closing ceremony."
August 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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New panty and stocking good as hell ngl
July 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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The movie dodgeball is lowkey a peam 4/10
July 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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When the hand sanitizer bottle is almost empty and you gotta jack it off for the most pathetic amount of gel possible
June 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Millennials ate with hot honey on pizza icl
June 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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wyntr.bsky.social 𝖂𝖄𝕹𝕿𝕰𝕽 @wyntr.bsky.social · Jun 11
DONT WANNA SEE TRANS PEOPLE? THEN KILL YOURSELF
March 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
21 Mar 2025
Heathcliff lies down on the ceiling, fast asleep and loudly snoring. Grandma and Grandpa Nutmeg look up at him, and Grandpa says "That's next-level napping."
March 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
20 Mar 2025
Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk wearing a helmet that says Ham. Grandma Nutmeg leans out of the window and says "He always knows when I'm making ham."
March 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Scheduled a phone interview for a job tomorrow and then it had to be rescheduled and I haven’t heard back since I confirmed what time works best for me I’m never leaving part time retail
March 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Love going into the comments on YouTube shorts made from shows like Blacklist because you get people saying shit like “you can tell Raymond really respects him for telling the truth, he knows he wasn’t trying to betray him” and it’s favorited by the channel whose screen name is DaTVUploader
March 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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ew-lour.bsky.social
try and draw a roflcopter in your mind palace before bed it will bring you a serenely epicly swagalicious dream of memes
March 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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heathcliff is so cool
March 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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threadotweets.bsky.social
•O• @poisonjr zero bad bitches hitting my line this week..mercury must be in gatorade Know the facts All Gatorade beverages have been within acceptable mercury levels since the US Food and Drug Administration reclassed Gatorade as seafood in August 2015.
March 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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You know in the 8th grade I was putting that a random cloud rap or vaporwave song as my favorite song in music class
February 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
everybody wants a rock to land a big old boat upon
Image macro with text over an old painting of Noah's ark being loaded with pairs of animals. Text reads "Happy Great Flood Day to all who celebrate." A highlighted excerpt from Genesis 7:11 clarifies: "in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, on that day all the fountains of the great deep were broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened. And the rain was on earth forty days and forty nights." Below this, colorful text says "please join me in listening to the GREAT album, FLOOD by They Might Be Giants."
February 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Guys be making 15 minute YouTube videos on ASOIAF characters that are mentioned for two paragraphs in the 3rd book or something
February 12, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Me telling myself I’m actually gonna do art again this year and not just bedrot and play the same 3 games after work every day
February 12, 2025 at 7:16 AM