JDub
@jeremywoodward.bsky.social
Lifetime worker in the culture sector. New Englander. GenX. Neutral good. Butlerian Jihad now.
These bots are dead ringers for the way Mark Zuckerberg talks.
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
These bots are dead ringers for the way Mark Zuckerberg talks.
If this thread keeps up it won’t be a TL;DR
December 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If this thread keeps up it won’t be a TL;DR
I’ll see myself out
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I’ll see myself out
I’ll be Waffle Home for Christmas
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I’ll be Waffle Home for Christmas
Waffle Home for the holidays
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Waffle Home for the holidays
For years I’ve been saying it: options create unhappiness
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
For years I’ve been saying it: options create unhappiness
Damn autocorrect..I said “all BUTT naked and drunk”
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Damn autocorrect..I said “all BUTT naked and drunk”
That’s gonna be another one of those pitches that Jefferies ain’t gonna swing at
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
That’s gonna be another one of those pitches that Jefferies ain’t gonna swing at
Attn Anthony Blinken: you need to be THIS good. Back to the woodshed!
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Attn Anthony Blinken: you need to be THIS good. Back to the woodshed!
In fairness, there are no two better pies.
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
In fairness, there are no two better pies.
Can we do Bob Woodward next??
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Can we do Bob Woodward next??
Friend, uneaten pie is a crime against nature. Get thee a fork.
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Friend, uneaten pie is a crime against nature. Get thee a fork.
Sec Def late for work again today because he spent 20 minutes yelling at the man in his shaving mirror
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Sec Def late for work again today because he spent 20 minutes yelling at the man in his shaving mirror
‘Thanks everyone for backing into your parking spaces just like I asked’
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
‘Thanks everyone for backing into your parking spaces just like I asked’
Bravo: you nailed it
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Bravo: you nailed it
Bravo: you nailed it
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Bravo: you nailed it
Ah nuts. You got there first.
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ah nuts. You got there first.
‘I didn’t leave Harvard; Harvard left me’
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
‘I didn’t leave Harvard; Harvard left me’
But what I find truly weird is that she’s never run into this style of pump before.
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
But what I find truly weird is that she’s never run into this style of pump before.
And on more civilized pumps there’s a nice little diagram of the part, and in this one there is not.
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
And on more civilized pumps there’s a nice little diagram of the part, and in this one there is not.
In fairness, nowhere does it say ‘flip the dingus holder that the nozzle sits in and in no way looks like an operable part to an up position’
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
In fairness, nowhere does it say ‘flip the dingus holder that the nozzle sits in and in no way looks like an operable part to an up position’
I drink the NA Guinness and Heineken very enthusiastically
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I drink the NA Guinness and Heineken very enthusiastically
Maybe the whole ‘I’m in exile my career went up in flames’ business is actually about ‘no one will edit me anymore so everyone gets an unfiltered look at what a preposterously flabby writer I am’
November 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Maybe the whole ‘I’m in exile my career went up in flames’ business is actually about ‘no one will edit me anymore so everyone gets an unfiltered look at what a preposterously flabby writer I am’