Honestly, the country may be better off with an epidemic of male loneliness. Have you seen what happens when you get a bunch of us dumbasses together?

This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.

“In the long run, there are no secrets in science. The universe will not cooperate in a cover-up.”

— Arthur C. Clarke

Something about 90’s era visual aids really makes sense to me.

My moment of zen before bed.

Sounds about right.

Sshhh…they’re secrets.