Jeremy Press
@jeremypress.bsky.social
Chicagoan, swimmer, lover of long walks on the beach and off short piers.
Ugh. That’s it, y’all. I’ve had it with him. I’ve had it with y’all engaging him.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Ugh. That’s it, y’all. I’ve had it with him. I’ve had it with y’all engaging him.
Chicago. 10/11/25. Pre-race day for the Marathon. It’s beautiful, buzzing with energy, alive, diverse, and vibrant. This is not a city that needs Donald Trump or Stephen Miller’s goon squad.
October 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Chicago. 10/11/25. Pre-race day for the Marathon. It’s beautiful, buzzing with energy, alive, diverse, and vibrant. This is not a city that needs Donald Trump or Stephen Miller’s goon squad.
Some of my favorite pictures of our vibrancy and beauty from the past several years:
October 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Some of my favorite pictures of our vibrancy and beauty from the past several years:
Gas station cherry pies. I know I know. Just shoot me now but just look at that wrapper.
October 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Gas station cherry pies. I know I know. Just shoot me now but just look at that wrapper.
Beautiful night, tight game, and a Cubs win. Couldn’t ask for more!
October 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Beautiful night, tight game, and a Cubs win. Couldn’t ask for more!
Me trying to decide whether the bleach blond butthead or the dog killing one is the worst of the Barbie cabinet.
September 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Me trying to decide whether the bleach blond butthead or the dog killing one is the worst of the Barbie cabinet.
Made Bernie sound like Bernie-lite toward the end:
September 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Made Bernie sound like Bernie-lite toward the end:
Wanted to spend a trillion dollars of 1960s money just to make a dent in the unjust social structure of the time. (And rightfully so.)
September 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Wanted to spend a trillion dollars of 1960s money just to make a dent in the unjust social structure of the time. (And rightfully so.)
AI overview (the most useless tool ever invented) absolutely slandering the great David Blight, when we all know he’d never have written such a paragraph.
September 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
AI overview (the most useless tool ever invented) absolutely slandering the great David Blight, when we all know he’d never have written such a paragraph.
Audiences get it with that and this:
September 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Audiences get it with that and this:
Help me out here, Sally. What’s the clarifying context that makes this an instance of productive debate? Or is it just that you agree with Charlie here?
September 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Help me out here, Sally. What’s the clarifying context that makes this an instance of productive debate? Or is it just that you agree with Charlie here?
You’re right. This despicable screed doesn’t literally say, “he was Antifa.” It just repeats the word over and over and over for no apparent reason.
September 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You’re right. This despicable screed doesn’t literally say, “he was Antifa.” It just repeats the word over and over and over for no apparent reason.
That second screenshot was so wildly laughable I had to look this guy up to figure out if he’s a propagandist or just stupid. And it looks a lot like the former.
August 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
That second screenshot was so wildly laughable I had to look this guy up to figure out if he’s a propagandist or just stupid. And it looks a lot like the former.
Maybe you can ask him whether he’s thought about getting a (real) editor.
August 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Maybe you can ask him whether he’s thought about getting a (real) editor.
Oh I guess he blocked you too. What a slimeball.
July 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Oh I guess he blocked you too. What a slimeball.
With the caveat that I’m not known for having the world’s most refined palate, I just picked some of these up at the South Loop Jewel this morning and they’re very much a (delicious) guilty pleasure.
July 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
With the caveat that I’m not known for having the world’s most refined palate, I just picked some of these up at the South Loop Jewel this morning and they’re very much a (delicious) guilty pleasure.
Never forget that this is Joe Kahn, an absurd man living a ridiculous Gatsby-inspired fantasy.
July 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Never forget that this is Joe Kahn, an absurd man living a ridiculous Gatsby-inspired fantasy.
Of course you won’t be shopping in these stores, because your (completely undeserved) life of wealth and leisure allows you to spend your time shitting on solutions that are designed for poor and middle class folks who actually do honest work.
June 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Of course you won’t be shopping in these stores, because your (completely undeserved) life of wealth and leisure allows you to spend your time shitting on solutions that are designed for poor and middle class folks who actually do honest work.