Jeremy Paul of Peoria, Illinois
@jeremypaulsays.bsky.social
Comedian. Author. Survivor of 2 open heart surgeries. Sadly intelligent. Usually right. Disgruntled Piston, Bears, Sparks, Red Wings and White Sox fan.
What are the chances that the man has syphilis and that's the reason for all the mri's?
It's what killed Capone...
It's what killed Capone...
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
What are the chances that the man has syphilis and that's the reason for all the mri's?
It's what killed Capone...
It's what killed Capone...
Mtv
A channel that stopped having music be it's main purpose in the 90s.
It no longer stands for music television, now it's just, mediocre TV.
A channel that stopped having music be it's main purpose in the 90s.
It no longer stands for music television, now it's just, mediocre TV.
October 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Mtv
A channel that stopped having music be it's main purpose in the 90s.
It no longer stands for music television, now it's just, mediocre TV.
A channel that stopped having music be it's main purpose in the 90s.
It no longer stands for music television, now it's just, mediocre TV.
If there is a Democrat president next election, that doesn't automatically go after the second amendment and take their guns, like the current government is going after first amendment, then that president is worthless.
September 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If there is a Democrat president next election, that doesn't automatically go after the second amendment and take their guns, like the current government is going after first amendment, then that president is worthless.
Dude at work started talking about someone famous that got shot as if I knew who they were.
I don't know who these random people are, man.
I don't know who these random people are, man.
September 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Dude at work started talking about someone famous that got shot as if I knew who they were.
I don't know who these random people are, man.
I don't know who these random people are, man.
If the next Democrat elected president isn't acting just as crooked as this game show host is and ignoring the pleas of all the cornfield constituents, then they aren't really about shit.
August 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If the next Democrat elected president isn't acting just as crooked as this game show host is and ignoring the pleas of all the cornfield constituents, then they aren't really about shit.
Don't be surprised when it comes out that some ice agents are people that were kidnapped by ice agents and became one to escape being deported.
But will still be deported when their operations are done.
But will still be deported when their operations are done.
July 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Don't be surprised when it comes out that some ice agents are people that were kidnapped by ice agents and became one to escape being deported.
But will still be deported when their operations are done.
But will still be deported when their operations are done.
Fantastic 4.
Thank you Matt Shakman.
For the comic book accuracy.
For the beautiful story.
For the best marvel film that an Annoying Comic Book Purist could ever hope for.
#Fantastic4
#JackKirbysVisionRealized
Thank you Matt Shakman.
For the comic book accuracy.
For the beautiful story.
For the best marvel film that an Annoying Comic Book Purist could ever hope for.
#Fantastic4
#JackKirbysVisionRealized
July 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Fantastic 4.
Thank you Matt Shakman.
For the comic book accuracy.
For the beautiful story.
For the best marvel film that an Annoying Comic Book Purist could ever hope for.
#Fantastic4
#JackKirbysVisionRealized
Thank you Matt Shakman.
For the comic book accuracy.
For the beautiful story.
For the best marvel film that an Annoying Comic Book Purist could ever hope for.
#Fantastic4
#JackKirbysVisionRealized
Haliburten doesn't get injured, they'd have gotten in the Thunders ass tonight.
Congrats to Chet Holmgren, who I really wanted to be a Piston.
Congrats to Chet Holmgren, who I really wanted to be a Piston.
June 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Haliburten doesn't get injured, they'd have gotten in the Thunders ass tonight.
Congrats to Chet Holmgren, who I really wanted to be a Piston.
Congrats to Chet Holmgren, who I really wanted to be a Piston.
Damn. Haliburten was cooking too.
They had a real shot to win this game. Same plant that cost Durant his Achilles.
#nbafinals
They had a real shot to win this game. Same plant that cost Durant his Achilles.
#nbafinals
June 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Damn. Haliburten was cooking too.
They had a real shot to win this game. Same plant that cost Durant his Achilles.
#nbafinals
They had a real shot to win this game. Same plant that cost Durant his Achilles.
#nbafinals
The weird part of the whole "autism is caused by vaccines" argument is that autism existed before vaccines.
They used to call them "idiot savants".
It's free to look up.
People won't though.
I just let people be wrong, man.
They used to call them "idiot savants".
It's free to look up.
People won't though.
I just let people be wrong, man.
May 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The weird part of the whole "autism is caused by vaccines" argument is that autism existed before vaccines.
They used to call them "idiot savants".
It's free to look up.
People won't though.
I just let people be wrong, man.
They used to call them "idiot savants".
It's free to look up.
People won't though.
I just let people be wrong, man.
Genuinely unhappy after just finding out that Li Yueru got traded to the Seattle Storm.
I was looking forward to watching her again this year for the Sparks.
Looks like another tank year so they can get Ziyu Zhang..
I was looking forward to watching her again this year for the Sparks.
Looks like another tank year so they can get Ziyu Zhang..
April 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Genuinely unhappy after just finding out that Li Yueru got traded to the Seattle Storm.
I was looking forward to watching her again this year for the Sparks.
Looks like another tank year so they can get Ziyu Zhang..
I was looking forward to watching her again this year for the Sparks.
Looks like another tank year so they can get Ziyu Zhang..
I'm so happy that I have always been able to put plenty of distance between myself and dumb fucking people.
April 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm so happy that I have always been able to put plenty of distance between myself and dumb fucking people.
Taylor Jenkins is the reason why Zach Edey hasn't been averaging 15p/14r the entire season.
April 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Taylor Jenkins is the reason why Zach Edey hasn't been averaging 15p/14r the entire season.
Anyone else?
April 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Anyone else?
I like Cory Booker.
But if he's ramping up to run for president, I'm gonna need him to get Incest made illegal in his state of New Jersey first.
But if he's ramping up to run for president, I'm gonna need him to get Incest made illegal in his state of New Jersey first.
April 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I like Cory Booker.
But if he's ramping up to run for president, I'm gonna need him to get Incest made illegal in his state of New Jersey first.
But if he's ramping up to run for president, I'm gonna need him to get Incest made illegal in his state of New Jersey first.
Please people, try not to die on April fools day.
No one is trustworthy enough to get people to believe it.
No one is trustworthy enough to get people to believe it.
April 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Please people, try not to die on April fools day.
No one is trustworthy enough to get people to believe it.
No one is trustworthy enough to get people to believe it.
The obvious beneficiary of Taylor Jenkins getting fired is Zach Edey.
He moved back into the starting lineup tonight. Played 27 minutes and had a double double. Looking like a ROY candidate for once.
Taylor was killing his career.
He moved back into the starting lineup tonight. Played 27 minutes and had a double double. Looking like a ROY candidate for once.
Taylor was killing his career.
March 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
The obvious beneficiary of Taylor Jenkins getting fired is Zach Edey.
He moved back into the starting lineup tonight. Played 27 minutes and had a double double. Looking like a ROY candidate for once.
Taylor was killing his career.
He moved back into the starting lineup tonight. Played 27 minutes and had a double double. Looking like a ROY candidate for once.
Taylor was killing his career.
I might be tough guying
my way through it, and making it look easy, but rest assured I am in a lot of pain. Body wise.
But I'm alive and I'm gon be alright.
my way through it, and making it look easy, but rest assured I am in a lot of pain. Body wise.
But I'm alive and I'm gon be alright.
February 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I might be tough guying
my way through it, and making it look easy, but rest assured I am in a lot of pain. Body wise.
But I'm alive and I'm gon be alright.
my way through it, and making it look easy, but rest assured I am in a lot of pain. Body wise.
But I'm alive and I'm gon be alright.
Sooooo..
25 games?
Was it roids or blow?
25 games?
Was it roids or blow?
February 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sooooo..
25 games?
Was it roids or blow?
25 games?
Was it roids or blow?
Pistons are above 500 again? How'd this happen?
Who came out of retirement after bathing in the Lazarus pit?
#GoPistons
Who came out of retirement after bathing in the Lazarus pit?
#GoPistons
February 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Pistons are above 500 again? How'd this happen?
Who came out of retirement after bathing in the Lazarus pit?
#GoPistons
Who came out of retirement after bathing in the Lazarus pit?
#GoPistons
As soon as he made up a government department that was also the name of his favorite crypto currency, he should have been banished from the country.
February 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
As soon as he made up a government department that was also the name of his favorite crypto currency, he should have been banished from the country.
I won't argue with people that voted for the game show host.
I'm just going to write "Hail Hydra."
I'm just going to write "Hail Hydra."
February 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I won't argue with people that voted for the game show host.
I'm just going to write "Hail Hydra."
I'm just going to write "Hail Hydra."