Here's PIRG researcher RJ Cross getting the Alilo Smart AI bunny to tell @savanahsellers.bsky.social about S&M, the FoloToy Sunflower Warmie telling me it is actually both a cactus and a teddy bear (???) and the Miiloo spouting the CCP line on Taiwan.

They have a massive stack of microfiber towels. They are absorbent, they are washable, you will never run out. Like everything else at Costco, it is $20.

I'm sorry to bully you in your time of need, but your wife and (presumably) Parker are right. It's winter-time. Begin the growth.

WE MUST MAKE THE TENT BIGGER! FETCH ME POLES AND ENDANGERED ANIMAL HIDES!

He asked for four lumps.

RDJ's portrayal of Iron Man might have been so charismatic that it brings about the end of Western democracy.

It's a strip club, and it's called "Fanny's", I will need $100 from each of you and another three years to make this dream into reality.

"Originalist interpretation demands we look at the context of the Founding - these men loved having a king, as evidenced by their having been ruled by one until very recently."

Manchurian Candidate?

The man's 73. Could be relaxing, enjoying life. But instead he simply must make a cover for Gex.

If that's not an artist, I don't know what is.

Thanks for the article, it was a good read.

Counterpoint: Given the moment, and the pummeling the NYT is taking with the audience for this article, it seems like ANY OTHER CHOICE of headline/lede would have worked just as well. And I don't lay that at the writer's feet, but the editors'.

There comes a point where @nytpitchbot.bsky.social is gonna have to hang up the gloves.

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It's fascinating, I look at my timeline and see a lot of intelligent, well-thought-out posts, and then I look at the comments and it's the worst kind of Facebook parent, the "more like Commander-in-CHEETO 🤣🤣🤣" energy. Fucking depressing. And yeah, plenty of slop.