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Jeremy, Aspiring Heresiarch
@jeremymcnabb.bsky.social
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UU Religious Educator; writer of urban fantasy, agnostic holiness, Pelagian reconstruction, and more big, stupid words. Can't sit right in chairs. (He/him)
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If the bassist looks like this, you're going to die in the pit.
A stillshot from Silence of the Lambs. A white man, holding a poodle, looks cruelly down into a pit.
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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MF'r is out here trying to be the X-Men of spiritual warfare.
Screenshot of a question on the Facebook group, Ask A Catholic Priest, which reads, "This may sound like a ridiculous question but I am genuinely asking. Can a priest turn the water from a Hurricane into Holy Water?"
October 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I think the Pizza Hut cashier was flirting with me.
A large order of various Pizza Hut items, with a ridiculously large stack of complimentary plates.
October 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Meme featuring Michael Jordan, casually explaining. Text at the top reads, "Me finding out that St. Jerome's feast day is on my birthday. The bottom text is the closed captioning for Michael Jordan, and it adds, "And I took that personally."
October 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Man, I loved him in Growing Pains!
Actor Kirk Cameron posing with his wife, with a caption that says "R.I.P. Charlie Kirk, 1993-2025"
September 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Finally finished reading this book, the last bit of serious research before I tackle the last chapters of Ghost Icon. I'm glad it's done. This was a tough one.
A picture of a book, Mortal Sins: Sex, Crime, and the Era of Catholic Scandal, by Michael D'Antonio. It sits on a worn, antique, floral patterned chair.
August 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Meme format: Geordie Laforge holding up a hand to the words, "Writing James Dobson's name in the Book of Life." Then, he's pointing with approval to words that say, "Writing James Dobson's name in Death Note."
August 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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The problem with being an earth-based demigod is that your groceries grow before you can eat them.
A picture of two red onions sprouting in front of a kitchen window, with a vase of basil and two tomatoes ripening on the sill.
August 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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This is a bad precedent to set. See, someone like me might come along, run for president, bulldoze the whole thing, use the rubble as seawall reinforcement, and stick a double-wide trailer on that lawn.
A photo of the US White House, edited to illustrate the ballroom Trump intends to append to the White House.
August 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Bringing this back from the dead:
A screenshot of a Tweet by Brigid Kemmerer that reads, How to help a writer fix the plot. They tell you the plot, then they tell you what's wrong, and before you can answer, they fix it.
August 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I guess seventeen years later, it's a no, and honestly, I'm glad. I can't imagine going back to the Christian market now.
A screenshot of a 2008 Facebook Memory post saying that I was patiently waiting for a response from Thomas Nelson publishing.
July 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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That'll teach me to order Apothecary Diaries off Wish...
A magazine cover for Journal of Pharmacy Medicine.
July 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Facebook Memories make me feel like I'm in the Matrix.

16 years ago today: I found a stray cat in my garage and took it in.

11 years ago today: A different stray cat started leaving birds and mice on my front step in exchange for food.

Early this morning, I opened my front door:
A calico cat standing just inside a front door, in front of two stockinged feet, on beige carpet, looking up expectantly.
July 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I don't have all the details yet, but apparently a nursery here on the East Coast has found and propagated a new cultivar of poison ivy that is ornamental and really, really pretty.

(Image provided by James Wick)
Side-by-side photos of three leafed poison ivy, with pale green leaves and wine colored veins.
July 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Beautiful.
Photo of a baby blanket crocheted in the pattern of the bear Pride flag, with a comment: "We call him little bear, so I googled bear patterns and I thought these colors were so cute."
June 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Once again, it's tough to weigh the excitement of living in a William Gibson novel with the sheer horror of living in a William Gibson novel.
A screenshot of a tweet describing people ordering automated taxis via Waymo, then lighting them on fire.
June 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Bringing this back from the other site, Happy Pride Month from Capitalism!
A rainbow corporate logo from Weyland-Yutani Corp from the movie Aliens, wishing a happy Pride to the LGBT colonists on LV-426.
June 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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A pride month display that reads "Happy Pride to whatever orientation this is" and features the Maryland flag, which is based on two family crests combined.
June 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Pretty sure I voided this customers warranty.
A large soaking bathtub, cut into three pieces, with a reciprocating saw sitting on its ledge.
May 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Our house may be small and full of people, but I love how green the poor side of town is during the summer.
A shot of the backyard in a low income area. The yard has plants growing in buckets in front of a fence. The trees and vines beyond the fence make it appear like a forest.
May 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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That moment when you hedge your bets, give yourself a twenty-year window for the rapture and you're still wrong...
Picture of a page from a Christian book that says Jesus could come back in 1990, or even the year 2000.
May 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Roibeárd Ó Seachnasaigh

"Our revenge will be the laughter of our children."

March 9, 1954 - May 5, 1981

#BobbySands
A picture of Bobby Sands, smiling.
May 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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We have wandered so far from the Lord.
A screenshot from Facebook, reading, "Boy, the Bradford Pear trees have fully bloomed, God's handiwork"
April 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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A teenage girl yelling in the ear of a teenage boy, the picture overlaid with the transcript of J.K. Rowling talking at length about how she made a man uncomfortable by cornering him and asking him questions about his sexual knowledge despite his clear objection.
April 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Evangelical Christianity's creed is just a daily Mad-Lib anymore.
Dark green text reading, "Just passed a guy explaining to two kids why Easter egg hunts are satanic. I didn't catch it all but it has something to do with eggs for Molech dipped in baby blood."
April 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM