Jeremy Hoad
@jeremyhoad.bsky.social
Politics and poetry. Discussion, observation and opinion. I stand in the local elections in Levenshulme as an independent. Organiser of Levenshulme Pride. Oh, and I’m a DJ.
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November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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#Eurovision 25
Congratulations to Austria. Commiserations to Estonia who were my favourite but came a fantastic third place.
Congratulations to Austria. Commiserations to Estonia who were my favourite but came a fantastic third place.
May 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
#Eurovision 25
Congratulations to Austria. Commiserations to Estonia who were my favourite but came a fantastic third place.
Congratulations to Austria. Commiserations to Estonia who were my favourite but came a fantastic third place.
Dear @teamlabouruk.bsky.social,
Just shut up. Keep out of Gay Christmas, you’re not welcome.
Just shut up. Keep out of Gay Christmas, you’re not welcome.
May 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Dear @teamlabouruk.bsky.social,
Just shut up. Keep out of Gay Christmas, you’re not welcome.
Just shut up. Keep out of Gay Christmas, you’re not welcome.
#Eurovision 25
#nemo
What the hell does Nemo look like? The view here is “Mrs Overall does burlesque”.
#nemo
What the hell does Nemo look like? The view here is “Mrs Overall does burlesque”.
May 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
#Eurovision 25
#nemo
What the hell does Nemo look like? The view here is “Mrs Overall does burlesque”.
#nemo
What the hell does Nemo look like? The view here is “Mrs Overall does burlesque”.
#Eurovision 25
#albania
Albanian Kate Bush combined with one of the fellas from Yello produce something rather disappointing. Well performed for what it is. They’ve overcompensating with the flames.
#albania
Albanian Kate Bush combined with one of the fellas from Yello produce something rather disappointing. Well performed for what it is. They’ve overcompensating with the flames.
May 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
#Eurovision 25
#albania
Albanian Kate Bush combined with one of the fellas from Yello produce something rather disappointing. Well performed for what it is. They’ve overcompensating with the flames.
#albania
Albanian Kate Bush combined with one of the fellas from Yello produce something rather disappointing. Well performed for what it is. They’ve overcompensating with the flames.
#Eurovision 25
#sanmarino
The singers are so embarrassed they’ve got masks on. San Marino obviously want votes from Italy. He’s a DJ. If he put this on I’d go for a wee, a fag break, or a drink.
#sanmarino
The singers are so embarrassed they’ve got masks on. San Marino obviously want votes from Italy. He’s a DJ. If he put this on I’d go for a wee, a fag break, or a drink.
May 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
#Eurovision 25
#sanmarino
The singers are so embarrassed they’ve got masks on. San Marino obviously want votes from Italy. He’s a DJ. If he put this on I’d go for a wee, a fag break, or a drink.
#sanmarino
The singers are so embarrassed they’ve got masks on. San Marino obviously want votes from Italy. He’s a DJ. If he put this on I’d go for a wee, a fag break, or a drink.
#Eurovision 25
#france
Oh, put a cork in it, dear. (It’s cork bits, not sand.). Now she’s ahootinf it out of her arse. They’ve dragged on the foggy wind machine again. Dull song.
#france
Oh, put a cork in it, dear. (It’s cork bits, not sand.). Now she’s ahootinf it out of her arse. They’ve dragged on the foggy wind machine again. Dull song.
May 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
#Eurovision 25
#france
Oh, put a cork in it, dear. (It’s cork bits, not sand.). Now she’s ahootinf it out of her arse. They’ve dragged on the foggy wind machine again. Dull song.
#france
Oh, put a cork in it, dear. (It’s cork bits, not sand.). Now she’s ahootinf it out of her arse. They’ve dragged on the foggy wind machine again. Dull song.
#Eurovision 25
#sweden
This is trying hard to be camp and kitsch but doesn’t really work because it is too blokey. They even manage to make a sauna with a topless man completely unsexy. This is an ikea flat pack of a Eurovision song.
#sweden
This is trying hard to be camp and kitsch but doesn’t really work because it is too blokey. They even manage to make a sauna with a topless man completely unsexy. This is an ikea flat pack of a Eurovision song.
May 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
#Eurovision 25
#sweden
This is trying hard to be camp and kitsch but doesn’t really work because it is too blokey. They even manage to make a sauna with a topless man completely unsexy. This is an ikea flat pack of a Eurovision song.
#sweden
This is trying hard to be camp and kitsch but doesn’t really work because it is too blokey. They even manage to make a sauna with a topless man completely unsexy. This is an ikea flat pack of a Eurovision song.
#Eurovision 25
#denmark
She’s a big girl with a big sound. Very club dancey trancey sound. She can belt it out. Some might say she should have kept it in.
#denmark
She’s a big girl with a big sound. Very club dancey trancey sound. She can belt it out. Some might say she should have kept it in.
May 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
#Eurovision 25
#denmark
She’s a big girl with a big sound. Very club dancey trancey sound. She can belt it out. Some might say she should have kept it in.
#denmark
She’s a big girl with a big sound. Very club dancey trancey sound. She can belt it out. Some might say she should have kept it in.
#Eurovision 25
#portugal
And old fashioned song performed straight. It’s ok but a bit dull and sounds like bad ELO.
#portugal
And old fashioned song performed straight. It’s ok but a bit dull and sounds like bad ELO.
May 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
#Eurovision 25
#portugal
And old fashioned song performed straight. It’s ok but a bit dull and sounds like bad ELO.
#portugal
And old fashioned song performed straight. It’s ok but a bit dull and sounds like bad ELO.
#Eurovision 25
#malta
Eurovision staging. Proper performance. The flamingo chicken boy dancers help. She’s having ethnic sexy time. This is a very drag queen song. The slow separation of lady legs was a bit off putting but the bouncing balls were good and she had a blast. Very good.
#malta
Eurovision staging. Proper performance. The flamingo chicken boy dancers help. She’s having ethnic sexy time. This is a very drag queen song. The slow separation of lady legs was a bit off putting but the bouncing balls were good and she had a blast. Very good.
May 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
#Eurovision 25
#malta
Eurovision staging. Proper performance. The flamingo chicken boy dancers help. She’s having ethnic sexy time. This is a very drag queen song. The slow separation of lady legs was a bit off putting but the bouncing balls were good and she had a blast. Very good.
#malta
Eurovision staging. Proper performance. The flamingo chicken boy dancers help. She’s having ethnic sexy time. This is a very drag queen song. The slow separation of lady legs was a bit off putting but the bouncing balls were good and she had a blast. Very good.
#Eurovision 25
#Switzerland
A gentle song performed well. Drippy, though. The foggy wind machine doesn’t do anything for her.
#Switzerland
A gentle song performed well. Drippy, though. The foggy wind machine doesn’t do anything for her.
May 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
#Eurovision 25
#Switzerland
A gentle song performed well. Drippy, though. The foggy wind machine doesn’t do anything for her.
#Switzerland
A gentle song performed well. Drippy, though. The foggy wind machine doesn’t do anything for her.
#Eurovision 25
#armenia
His look fits with the song. Nice to see he’s making the best of his time by having a gym session while he’s performing. First properly topless man of the evening so he gets lots of points for that. A good song of its type.
#armenia
His look fits with the song. Nice to see he’s making the best of his time by having a gym session while he’s performing. First properly topless man of the evening so he gets lots of points for that. A good song of its type.
May 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
#Eurovision 25
#armenia
His look fits with the song. Nice to see he’s making the best of his time by having a gym session while he’s performing. First properly topless man of the evening so he gets lots of points for that. A good song of its type.
#armenia
His look fits with the song. Nice to see he’s making the best of his time by having a gym session while he’s performing. First properly topless man of the evening so he gets lots of points for that. A good song of its type.
#Eurovision 25
#greece
Nana Mouskouri’s lookalike has got her burning bush out. Too much wailing. Are we sure this isn’t Michelle Visage?
#greece
Nana Mouskouri’s lookalike has got her burning bush out. Too much wailing. Are we sure this isn’t Michelle Visage?
May 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
#Eurovision 25
#greece
Nana Mouskouri’s lookalike has got her burning bush out. Too much wailing. Are we sure this isn’t Michelle Visage?
#greece
Nana Mouskouri’s lookalike has got her burning bush out. Too much wailing. Are we sure this isn’t Michelle Visage?
#Eurovision 25
#germany
We need to see more of her sexy boy backing dancers and less of her. Gimmicky song with a one word hook for the club crowds. Not impressed.
#germany
We need to see more of her sexy boy backing dancers and less of her. Gimmicky song with a one word hook for the club crowds. Not impressed.
May 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
#Eurovision 25
#germany
We need to see more of her sexy boy backing dancers and less of her. Gimmicky song with a one word hook for the club crowds. Not impressed.
#germany
We need to see more of her sexy boy backing dancers and less of her. Gimmicky song with a one word hook for the club crowds. Not impressed.
#Eurovision 25
#poland
This starts out big and then goes bigger. Slashed leather outfits distract from the dreadful choreography. At least there’s a flash of male nipple. Wild boys go to the sexy euro disco. They pulled her off the stage but unfortunately brought her back. Dragon!
#poland
This starts out big and then goes bigger. Slashed leather outfits distract from the dreadful choreography. At least there’s a flash of male nipple. Wild boys go to the sexy euro disco. They pulled her off the stage but unfortunately brought her back. Dragon!
May 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
#Eurovision 25
#poland
This starts out big and then goes bigger. Slashed leather outfits distract from the dreadful choreography. At least there’s a flash of male nipple. Wild boys go to the sexy euro disco. They pulled her off the stage but unfortunately brought her back. Dragon!
#poland
This starts out big and then goes bigger. Slashed leather outfits distract from the dreadful choreography. At least there’s a flash of male nipple. Wild boys go to the sexy euro disco. They pulled her off the stage but unfortunately brought her back. Dragon!
#Eurovision 25
#italy
Glam rock ballad. Another one I quite like. Would be improved if they had a little kiss while singing cheek to cheek. His crop top spangly shoulder padded outfit is distinctive.
#italy
Glam rock ballad. Another one I quite like. Would be improved if they had a little kiss while singing cheek to cheek. His crop top spangly shoulder padded outfit is distinctive.
May 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
#Eurovision 25
#italy
Glam rock ballad. Another one I quite like. Would be improved if they had a little kiss while singing cheek to cheek. His crop top spangly shoulder padded outfit is distinctive.
#italy
Glam rock ballad. Another one I quite like. Would be improved if they had a little kiss while singing cheek to cheek. His crop top spangly shoulder padded outfit is distinctive.
#Eurovision 25
#finland
She’s got massive tits and she’s going to use them! Lots of PVC and shouting. Bad staging looking at her doodah. Her pyrotechnic penis wins her camp votes.
#finland
She’s got massive tits and she’s going to use them! Lots of PVC and shouting. Bad staging looking at her doodah. Her pyrotechnic penis wins her camp votes.
May 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
#Eurovision 25
#finland
She’s got massive tits and she’s going to use them! Lots of PVC and shouting. Bad staging looking at her doodah. Her pyrotechnic penis wins her camp votes.
#finland
She’s got massive tits and she’s going to use them! Lots of PVC and shouting. Bad staging looking at her doodah. Her pyrotechnic penis wins her camp votes.
#Eurovision 25
#netherlands
He can carry off silk pyjamas. I quite like this. The dancers are distracting. If I was him I’d tell them to bugger off. He blew it with the fake crying at the end.
#netherlands
He can carry off silk pyjamas. I quite like this. The dancers are distracting. If I was him I’d tell them to bugger off. He blew it with the fake crying at the end.
May 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
#Eurovision 25
#netherlands
He can carry off silk pyjamas. I quite like this. The dancers are distracting. If I was him I’d tell them to bugger off. He blew it with the fake crying at the end.
#netherlands
He can carry off silk pyjamas. I quite like this. The dancers are distracting. If I was him I’d tell them to bugger off. He blew it with the fake crying at the end.
#Eurovision 25
#latvia
They’re all stroking each other’s big curtains and harmonising. The Nolans crossed with Enya with a doof doof beat. Space vixens on acid. Meh.
#latvia
They’re all stroking each other’s big curtains and harmonising. The Nolans crossed with Enya with a doof doof beat. Space vixens on acid. Meh.
May 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
#Eurovision 25
#latvia
They’re all stroking each other’s big curtains and harmonising. The Nolans crossed with Enya with a doof doof beat. Space vixens on acid. Meh.
#latvia
They’re all stroking each other’s big curtains and harmonising. The Nolans crossed with Enya with a doof doof beat. Space vixens on acid. Meh.
May 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
#Eurovision 25
#austria
High. Whiney. Falsetto. Boat theme. Storm. This one will sink without a trace. Why are they wearing a badly fitting dressing gown? And when you think it can’t get worse it goes techno. Bloody awful.
#austria
High. Whiney. Falsetto. Boat theme. Storm. This one will sink without a trace. Why are they wearing a badly fitting dressing gown? And when you think it can’t get worse it goes techno. Bloody awful.
May 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
#Eurovision 25
#austria
High. Whiney. Falsetto. Boat theme. Storm. This one will sink without a trace. Why are they wearing a badly fitting dressing gown? And when you think it can’t get worse it goes techno. Bloody awful.
#austria
High. Whiney. Falsetto. Boat theme. Storm. This one will sink without a trace. Why are they wearing a badly fitting dressing gown? And when you think it can’t get worse it goes techno. Bloody awful.
#Eurovision 25
#unitedkingdom
It’s OK from the UK. Smiley and having fun. Unusual stop start type song which stops you ever quite getting into it properly. More of a stage musical filler song than Eurovision. I’ve made my mind up. Not something for my life. Rubbish outfits.
#unitedkingdom
It’s OK from the UK. Smiley and having fun. Unusual stop start type song which stops you ever quite getting into it properly. More of a stage musical filler song than Eurovision. I’ve made my mind up. Not something for my life. Rubbish outfits.
May 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
#Eurovision 25
#unitedkingdom
It’s OK from the UK. Smiley and having fun. Unusual stop start type song which stops you ever quite getting into it properly. More of a stage musical filler song than Eurovision. I’ve made my mind up. Not something for my life. Rubbish outfits.
#unitedkingdom
It’s OK from the UK. Smiley and having fun. Unusual stop start type song which stops you ever quite getting into it properly. More of a stage musical filler song than Eurovision. I’ve made my mind up. Not something for my life. Rubbish outfits.
#Eurovision 25
#ukraine
Soft focus child in badly fitting cerise velour is an odd look. Horrible screaming woman doesn’t help. Song is forgettable made worse by a guitar solo. The big pauses give you hope it’s finished when it hasn’t.
#ukraine
Soft focus child in badly fitting cerise velour is an odd look. Horrible screaming woman doesn’t help. Song is forgettable made worse by a guitar solo. The big pauses give you hope it’s finished when it hasn’t.
May 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
#Eurovision 25
#ukraine
Soft focus child in badly fitting cerise velour is an odd look. Horrible screaming woman doesn’t help. Song is forgettable made worse by a guitar solo. The big pauses give you hope it’s finished when it hasn’t.
#ukraine
Soft focus child in badly fitting cerise velour is an odd look. Horrible screaming woman doesn’t help. Song is forgettable made worse by a guitar solo. The big pauses give you hope it’s finished when it hasn’t.