plushies are soft. i love you plushies

many people are saying this!

what gregtech voltage tier is that

here at Apple, we make products,

your latest post reminded me to post this lmao

guy who is definitely not a furry

be sure to eat hot chip and lie too

in case it’s not clear what I mean, I’m talking about the

“I’m tired”
“Me when I’m the wheel on a car”

Style of joke

average US democrat messaging

@gorque est-ce vrai

Like the difference between an entry-level engineer and a senior one might be language fluency, but the difference between a senior one and a distinguished one is the distinguished one knows how to turn 100x 100 hour debugging problems into 4x 30 minute ones

this feels like a homestuck reference

(i’m starting a new job in the new year. just wanted to take some time off)

who’s building this?