Jeremy Broyles
@jeremybroyles.bsky.social
Author, professor, and grey-haired hippie just looking for a VW van to take to the beach.
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Simply brilliant. I run a collegiate creative writing program in the Southwest, and this template is going into all my syllabi for the spring. I’m taking a screenshot of your post to give proper credit when I roll it out to students. Again, brilliant. Thank you.
January 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Simply brilliant. I run a collegiate creative writing program in the Southwest, and this template is going into all my syllabi for the spring. I’m taking a screenshot of your post to give proper credit when I roll it out to students. Again, brilliant. Thank you.
Local H, As Good as Dead. Thirty years on and I’m still thinking about that album and singing its songs.
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Local H, As Good as Dead. Thirty years on and I’m still thinking about that album and singing its songs.
Could not agree more. I genuinely dislike that little turd.
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Could not agree more. I genuinely dislike that little turd.
I had a joke about Actaeon, but my dogs ate it.
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I had a joke about Actaeon, but my dogs ate it.
Unpopular opinion—The Power by Alderman. President Obama had it on his must read (or whatever) list. Atwood blurbed it. Seemed like a slam dunk, right? I disliked that book a whole bunch.
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Unpopular opinion—The Power by Alderman. President Obama had it on his must read (or whatever) list. Atwood blurbed it. Seemed like a slam dunk, right? I disliked that book a whole bunch.
You may be dead. Irony, clearly, is not.
October 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You may be dead. Irony, clearly, is not.
Oh, mercy me. I really thought this was going to be the year they broke through. It’s just…sports are mean. Helluva season for the Ms, though. I know it stings, but I hope you’re proud of your team.
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Oh, mercy me. I really thought this was going to be the year they broke through. It’s just…sports are mean. Helluva season for the Ms, though. I know it stings, but I hope you’re proud of your team.
Haunted. I am haunted by this very question.
September 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Haunted. I am haunted by this very question.
Daily?! Jesus. Wishing you all the best.
September 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Daily?! Jesus. Wishing you all the best.
Wait. Really? Emma, don’t you toy with me. Bake Off is one of the last pure joys I have left.
August 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Wait. Really? Emma, don’t you toy with me. Bake Off is one of the last pure joys I have left.
And the poor workers shambling in like the walking dead to start a shift at the airport at something like 3:30 in the morning—their eyes listless, their steps heavy with inevitability. Christ, is there a worse place on planet Earth than the airport before dawn?
August 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
And the poor workers shambling in like the walking dead to start a shift at the airport at something like 3:30 in the morning—their eyes listless, their steps heavy with inevitability. Christ, is there a worse place on planet Earth than the airport before dawn?
I don’t entirely know what this post is. I just know I hate it entirely.
August 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I don’t entirely know what this post is. I just know I hate it entirely.
I say we pool our book, comics, and games collections into one big open-air bazaar like a farmers market for English majors. We barter with customers for our food, internet connection, and tweed jackets with the elbow patches (I’ve always wanted one).
August 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I say we pool our book, comics, and games collections into one big open-air bazaar like a farmers market for English majors. We barter with customers for our food, internet connection, and tweed jackets with the elbow patches (I’ve always wanted one).
“A sense of humor is just another defense against the universe.” -Mel Brooks
August 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“A sense of humor is just another defense against the universe.” -Mel Brooks
Right?! Baltimore this coming March? Are there no convention centers in San Diego or Austin or Las Vegas?
July 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Right?! Baltimore this coming March? Are there no convention centers in San Diego or Austin or Las Vegas?
.750 winning percentage when you are in attendance? Well, then I think you know what comes next. If you want this team to succeed, it’s literally your responsibility. Are they still selling season ticket packages?
July 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
.750 winning percentage when you are in attendance? Well, then I think you know what comes next. If you want this team to succeed, it’s literally your responsibility. Are they still selling season ticket packages?