Got in the Tesla this morning with E and realized he had my entire seatbelt removed lol 😭🤪😂

Babysitting E’s twelve kids today and every single one of them has punched me. They deny being instructed to do it but it felt pretty coordinated to me, almost like some of them didn’t even want to. Lol I don’t even wanna know. “I don’t need to see that!” #LisaKudrow #HBO

To everybody who got my texts about needing your social security number asap I was not hacked those were real

Any smartie-pants out there know how to change the accepted currency for health insurance premiums? I am paid in crypto

I might need to go to mars