Been living that Plex life for a few years now. No regrets

fuck the tradwife cop bunny the jacked as hell snow leopard woman needs to crush my skull under her boots

It really made me think when I first read it when I was like, 16, but then I tried to re-read it a few years back (before his troubles) and thought it was edge lord dogshit

Of course this was reported and is still parroted today as “Nintendo locked fast travel behind an amiibo!!!”

Not even the first time it’s happened with amiibo. In Skyward Sword HD, the exclusive amiibo allowed you to travel into the sky from anywhere, something you actually can’t do in the original game

…Except you can do it from statues that are placed almost everywhere on the surface, like the og game

Yeah that’s fine when she’s alone or interacting with alien ghosts, but it’s really awkward when other characters are speaking to her and seemingly expect a reply and she just stares at them.

(Her motion capture is really good though. She has a great “presence” in her movements)

Nintendo has plenty of shitty things they do you can criticize and people are still happy to just make shit up.

What this was framed as by reactionary gamers and unfortunately once reputable game news sites is that Nintendo locked the music for the motorcycle area behind an amiibo instead of specifying it’s an early unlock for something already in the game.

If you beat the game, you unlock a radio for Samus’ motorcycle that allows you to play music from the game while driving it. The large area where you drive the motorcycle how ambient, non-intrusive music. If you scan the expensive amiibo, you unlock the radio early.

yes, @moderation.bsky.app, the formless slime girl with no visible genitals should be hidden from prying eyes, you gormless twats